iPhones will scan for naked bodies

Fruit and nutty cargo cult Apple has decided to purge all naked bodies from iPhones and will scan for what its software experts say are “sexually explicit images” in the Messages app on iPhones, iPads, and Macs.

Good luck with that

The Tame Apple Press claims that Apple’s coming iPhone 14 will come with photography enhancements which will make them look prettier.

Apparently, it is because they love their company so much -- a love about to be tested

Workers in Atlanta, Georgia, have become the first US Apple Store staff to file an official request to hold a union vote with America's National Labor Relations Board.

You have to push them 

In a move which copies Apple, Tesla has stopped selling chargers for its electric cars meaning that users will have to spend even more money if they expect their expensive piles of junk to move.

So much for app store protection

The fruit and nutty Cargo cult Apple has been approving scam apps which make you pay them for a subscription before they let you shut down your phone.

Probably not that trustworthy after all

Trusted Reviews has published a story claiming that Apple software is better at defeating viruses than any other operating system.

Nine new Macs going to get them

The Tame Apple Press is starting to hype Apple’s next generation of processors claiming that the M2 will appear in nine machines.

37 per cent jump

TSMC is predicting a 37 per cent jump in current-quarter sales even if chip capacity remains tight this year.

But it might work in 2024

Fruit and nutty cargo cult Apple’s attempts to turn it is iWatch into a medical device have hit a snag.

If you make us face the music, user-privacy will suffer

Fruit and nutty cargo-cult supremo Tim Cook told politicians to stop bringing anti-trust charges against his app-store.