Tame Apple Press admits iPhone 15 is boring
Hard sell even for them
The Tame Apple Press, which has been mainly selling its credibility to market Apple products for years, has finally admitted that the iPhone 15 range is boring.
Apple’s new titanium iPhones are easy to scratch
So much for bulletproof
Fruity cargo-cult Apple’s move to expensive titanium cases on its new iPhone range has not been worth the extra money as users are already complaining they are too easy to scratch.
Tame Apple Press celebrates iPhone’s radical new feature - a USB-C port
Otherwise, it is the same as last year’s phone
The Tame Apple Press has been extremely moist about Apple’s new range of iPhones while quietly moaning behind the scenes that there is nothing to see.
Apple unveils 3nm A17 Pro SoC for iPhone 15 Pro lineup
With 6-core CPU and 6-core GPU with hardware ray tracing
Apple has officially announced its new iPhone 15 lineup, as well as shed a bit more light on the new A17 Pro SoC that will be powering the flagship iPhone 15 Pro series. Based on the 3nm EUV manufacturing process, Apple promises up to 10 percent faster CPU and up to 20 percent faster GPU processing power, and hardware ray tracing, bringing big AAA game titles to the iPhone.
Apple and Microsoft claim they are not popular
No one ever picks us for teams
Apple and Microsoft, the most valuable companies in the US, have argued some of their flagship services are insufficiently popular to be designated "gatekeepers" under landmark new EU legislation designed to curb the power of Big Tech.
Apple officially announces September 12 event
iPhone 15 incoming
Apple has confirmed previous rumors by announcing its official Apple Event, scheduled for September 12th, where we should see the iPhone 15 lineup.
Qualcomm wins a place on TSMC product lines
Looks like Apple was not the only fruit
It had been long claimed that the fruity cargo cult Apple had bought up all TSMC’s advanced chip manufacturing leaving Qualcomm out in the cold. But it seems that this is not the case.
Apple abandons coming "super-cool" feature
Even if it was already over hyped
The fruity cargo cult Apple has abandoned one of the few innovations in iOS 17 even if it has been hyped to the nines by the Tame Apple Press.
Apple Malware detection is easy to bypass
Depends too much on prayers to St Steve Jobs
The Mac's built-in malware detection tool is apparently so easy to bypass it might as well not be there, according to a Mac security researcher.
Apple preparing to stuff up USB-C switch
At least according to rumours
The dark satanic rumour mill is suggesting that Apple is preparing to undo the shift to USB-C by being a bit stupid about it.