Just suck up technology

The GPU maker named after a Roman vengeance demon, Nvidia has said cryptocurrencies do not “bring anything useful for society” despite making a killing selling processors in huge quantities to the sector.

Cuts it back to avoid red tape

Nvidia has modified its AI H100 chip to get around export rules so it can be flogged to China as a “H800.”

It's not just about words any more 

OpenAI unveiled GPT-4, a next-generation model that provides the technical foundation for ChatGPT and Microsoft's Bing AI chatbots. It's a major upgrade that opens the way to major advances in the capabilities and features of AI and a further step towards humanities oblivion.

Will require 30,000 Nvidia graphics cards

TrendForce estimates that OpenAI's ChatGPT will eventually need over 30,000 Nvidia graphics cards.

We want to make sure it is properly behaved 

Software King of the World Microsoft has admitted that it is reading users’ conversations with its Bing chatbot to make sure that the AI is not using any “inappropriate behaviour.”

Authors that didn't write books, for readers who can't read

Hundreds of books written by ChatGPT have appeared on Amazon in recent weeks as rather stupid people look to cash in on early prototypes of generative artificial intelligence.

Authoritarian countries look forward to new Bing release 

ChatGPT inexplicably gave out a journalist's phone number after a user asked it if it was possible to use the tool on the messaging app Signal.

No wonder they will want to kill us

Microsoft’s new ChatGPT-powered Bing is being driven mad by users who are trying to destroy it and appears to be suffering from a breakdown.

Give it your own datasets 

Software King of the World Microsoft has plans to release a more customisable version of ChatGPT which can be released with your own datasets and branding.

Investors washed their hands of Google's plans

Google's answer to ChatGPT, Bard, has come out half-baked, and its cock-ups are already costing the company money.