Chipzilla lurches into 18A risk production
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Thursday, 03 April 2025 11:10

Chipzilla lurches into 18A risk production


Panther Lake to be first guinea pig

Troubled Chipzilla has just pushed its long-delayed 18A node into "risk production"—the transitional stage before actual mass manufacturing—signalling that real chips might finally roll off the line by year’s end.

Chipzilla doubles down on 18A with Panther Lake
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New client CPU platform to hit shelves in early 2026 with chiplet graphics twist

Troubled Chipzilla is throwing everything it’s got at its Panther Lake CPU platform, eyeing a launch window in the second half of 2025 and cranking up volume supply by early 2026.

Chipzilla’s new boss admits it’s all a bit of a mess
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Tan promises custom chips, cuts, and contrition at Intel Vision debut

Troubled Chipzilla’s newly appointed CEO, Lip-Bu Tan, took the stage in Las Vegas and confessed to a crowd of unimpressed attendees that the chipmaker had lost its way.

Trump blacklists more tech firms
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Thursday, 27 March 2025 11:48

Trump blacklists more tech firms


Putting the screws on Intel, Nvidia, and other chipmakers

Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump’s administration has dusted off its national security megaphone again and added another 80 companies and organisations to the US export blacklist.

Ex-Intel boss trades chips for church chatbots
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Still living on a prayer

Once tasked with rescuing Troubled Chipzilla from its decade-long spiral into mediocrity, Pat [kicking] Gelsinger has now found his true calling.

Gelsinger claims Nvidia’s AI GPUs are overpriced
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Jensen just got lucky on AI

It appears that former troubled Chipzilla CEO Pat Gelsinger is still upset about Nvidia’s AI dominance, taking a swipe at Jensen Huang’s pricing strategy and implying that Nvidia’s meteoric rise in AI was more a matter of luck than strategy.

Wall Street’s mixed reaction to Lip-Bu Tan’s appointment
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Intel shares up 12 per cent

The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street had mixed reactions to Tan’s coronation as Chipzilla’s new King.

Intel hires Lip-Bu Tan for new CEO
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Thursday, 13 March 2025 08:59

Intel hires Lip-Bu Tan for new CEO


Needs quick turn around before Celine Dion starts singing

Troubled Chipzilla has once again shuffled the deck chairs on its sinking semiconductor ship, bringing in industry veteran Lip-Bu Tan as the latest CEO to attempt a turnaround. 

TSMC is making serious moves on Intel
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Wednesday, 12 March 2025 11:31

TSMC is making serious moves on Intel


Joint venture with Nvidia, AMD, and Broadcom

TSMC is trying to rescue troubled Chipzilla’s floundering foundry business, pitching a joint venture to Nvidia, AMD, and Broadcom to keep the US chip dinosaur from drowning in a tarpit of its own making.

Chipzilla slams the brakes on in Ohio
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Monday, 03 March 2025 11:37

Chipzilla slams the brakes on in Ohio


Chip Factory is a Never-Ending Story

Troubled Chipzilla has again postponed the grand opening of its much-anticipated semiconductor manufacturing plant in Ohio.