Trump vows to save ZTE
In the middle of a trade war
Ever a model of consistent planning, President Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump has promised to save the troubled Chinese telecom manufacturer ZTE and help make the company great again.
THX and Qualcomm team up
Want to make some next-generation noise
THX - which is better known for movie and consumer electronics - has teamed up with Qualcomm to create an end-to-end THX Spatial Audio workflow using MPEG-H for the delivery of next-generation immersive audio experiences at NAB 2018.
Trump's FCC wants to take the internet away from poor
Gotta keep them stupid
Donald Trump's FCC, which has already killed off net neutrality, now thinks it is a good idea to take broadband away from poor people.
Facebook and Cambridge Analytica scapegoating me
Cambridge University academic said he was assured his work was legal
A Cambridge University academic who harvested data on millions of Facebook users said he had been made a scapegoat by the social network and a UK-based political consultancy that is accused of trying to sway public opinion for Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump.
Trump and Brexit campaigners exploited Facebook hack
Gaming the elections using 21st tech
Two of the great election surprises of the 21st century, the election of Donald Trump and the successful Brexit campaign might have been the result of a rather good Facebook hack.
Trump blocks Broadcom takeover of Qualcomm
Nope, we didn't see that one coming
President Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump has blocked any moves for Broadcom to take over Qualcomm by issuing a presidential order.
Trump wants to take away your drones
But you can give guns to children
President Donald Trump has decided that while it is ok to give heavy weaponry to children and then to arm teachers to fight the children, the personal use of drones should be restricted.
Trump wants to ban violent computer games and films
Will still give automatic weapons to mentally ill kids though
Strapped for an idea of stopping kids shooting up schools that do not involve some gun control, President Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump is thinking of tougher censorship rules on violent movies and computer games.
Trump considers nationalising 5G network
We didn't see this one coming
You don't usually expect the Right to nationalise anything, but Donald (Prince of Orange) is thinking about nationalising the 5G network to make America great again.
Trump sells Norway "Call of Duty" aircraft
Masterful sales person flogs imaginary aircraft to ally
The shy and retiring US President Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump has been telling the world how he managed to sell Norway F-52 fighter jets.