Tame Apple Press declares war on Germany
Reports negative Apple story alongside a Pegasus story
The Tame Apple Press was so furious that the German government attacked its favourite company over its plans to scan its cloud for kiddie porn, that it has released the story alongside one where German police admit to using Pegasus software.
Tame Apple Press is now an accessory to a con trick
Comment: It is no longer a joke
Now that the iPhone X is semi-available for sale a shed-load of reviews have popped up which claim it is brilliant.
Tame Apple Press discovers that Macs are less secure than PCs
But that means that Apple has been lying to us
Reporters at the International Business Times were shocked to discover that their Apple Macs, which they have been insisting were more secure than PCs, are actually a doddle to knock over.
World suffers as Tame Apple Press goes on full spin
Comment: Helping a company flog an out-of-date phone at twice the price
The Tame Apple Press has sensed that its Apple OverLords might need a hand flogging the out-of-date over-priced iPhoneX to the world and is pulling out all the stops.
Apple set to clean Google's AR clock apparently
AR meets reality distortion field
It is a silly season for news and it seems that the Tame Apple Press is coming out with some daft pro-Apple stories to fill up the slack. Reuters has run a yarn claiming that Apple is going to take the AR market from Google.
Tame Apple Press sees a rat in Qualcomm exit
Derek Aberle leaves and apparently there is a conspiracy theory
The Tame Apple Press has gotten itself all moist over the exit of President of Qualcomm’s licensing division, Derek Aberle.
Even stabbing the S8 will not cause it to explode
Tame Apple Press jokes fail
The Tame Apple Press has been trying to spoil the release of Galaxy S8 with lots of gags about exploding batteries. The only problem is the S8 battery tech is surprisingly robust.
Macs are an attack magnet
460,000 malware samples uncovered
The myth that Macs were somehow more secure than other operating systems too another battering today in the latest Threat Report by McAfee Labs.
Tame Apple Press admits Iphone 8 will be a bit of a yawn
Must be true even Reuters says it
It appears that the Tame Apple Press is starting to realise that after hyping the iPhone 8 to the skies, what Apple is going to deliver for its 10th anniversary iPhone is not going to live up to expectations.
Apple furious at “Amazon” for peddling fakes
If only Amazon had good reason to love Apple
The fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple is furious that 80 percent of the “Genuine Apple” accessories on the Amazon site are fakes.