Musk’s Starship rocket blows up
Rapid unscheduled disassembly is still “a success”
Starlink’s Starship rocket blew up during a launch, but the company, which is run by supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk, claimed the whole shebang was a success.
Musk throws toys out of the pram after Microsoft quits Twitter
Either pay me lots of money or I will sue
Software King of the World, Microsoft seemed to unleash supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s inner child when it decided it no longer wanted to have anything to do with Twitter.
Musk claims to developing his own AI
Oh look another shiny thing
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has created a new company dedicated to artificial intelligence presumably because his move into right-wing social media by buying Twitter sank faster than the Titanic.
Musk admits he only has 1500 Twitter staff left
But lots of interesting lawsuits and just about breaking even
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has admitted that his takeover of Twitter has not gone as well has he expected.
Musk broke US labour laws
Threatening unionising workers by tweet is apparently illegal
A federal appeals court has ruled supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk broke US labour laws by tweeting that Tesla workers would lose stock trading options if they joined a union.
Musk rules that the New York Times does not exist
Unless it pays him to acknowledge them
Supreme Twit, Elon [look at me] Musk has ruled that Apple’s favourite fanzine the New York Times does not exist.
Musk presses ahead with Neuralink
Charlton Heston puts his vest on
Despite approval setbacks and killing more apes than Charlton Heston in Beneath the Planet of the Apes supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk wants to experiment on humans.
Musk replaces press office with poop emoji
Because asking him questions is just asking for trouble
Supreme twit Elon [Look at me] Musk has shown his media genius by sacking his press office and dealing with any press queries by sending journalists an automatic poop emoji.
Musk outsources Twitter code
Too difficult to work out what is going on
Supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk has admitted that he is baffled by the algorithm used to recommend people’s tweets and decided to open source it to see if anyone else can work out what is going on.
US Military investigating Starlink contracts over Musk's eccentric behaviour
We don't see why we have to make military decisions based on the whim of one rich kid
As we predicted, the US military is not that happy that its military strategy is vulnerable to the whims of the likes of Elon [look at me] Musk and is starting to review contracts awarded to his Starlink space service.