iPhone X can’t make more than 15 phone calls
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Tuesday, 06 February 2018 10:20

iPhone X can’t make more than 15 phone calls


You get what you pay for

If you paid out more than a $1,200 for an iPhone which similar features to one half the price you would expect it to make phone calls without borking? Apparently not.

Apple set to abandon iPhone X
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Monday, 22 January 2018 11:08

Apple set to abandon iPhone X


Will be quietly offed in Summer

It appears that Apple is starting to doubt that its policy of charging its users double for a product which was pretty much the same as an earlier model has proved to be a disaster and it is set to walk away from the iPhone X.

People prefer buying cryptocurrency over an iPhone
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Proving that people will always invest in something expensive, ephemeral  and stupid

Pundi X,  NEM.io Foundation and Stellar.org, have released a State of Cryptocurrency report, which claims that people would rather waste their cash on cryptocurrency than an iPhone X.

Apple stuffed as sales people start telling the truth
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Tame Apple Press furious


The Tame Apple Press is furious that truthful sales people are undermining all the efforts it made to make the iPhone X look super cool and value for money.

Apple faces more bad news on IPhoneX
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Wednesday, 27 December 2017 10:50

Apple faces more bad news on IPhoneX


Predictions get gloomier

Staff at the fruity cargo cult Apple will be hitting the Christmas spirits over the holidays as it looks like the company's cunning plan of keeping its iPhone cash cow alive by making users pay more has failed.

IPhone X numbers lower than predicted
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Friday, 22 December 2017 12:43

IPhone X numbers lower than predicted

Numbers down but the margin keeps Apple in clover

The numbers for the iPhone X are well down on what was expected with only 30 million units sold in the fourth quarter of 2017 and the figure is expected to drop slightly in the first quarter of 2018.

Apple’s iPhone X has difficulty with Chinese
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You all look the same to me

Apple’s comedy facial recognition system on its overpriced iPhone X appears to have a few difficulties telling Chinese apart.

Consumer Reports rubbishes iPhone X
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Thursday, 07 December 2017 12:42

Consumer Reports rubbishes iPhone X


iPhone 8 is better

US consumer group Consumer Reports has rubbished Apple’s iPhone X and claims that Jobs' Mob’s iPhone 8 was a better phone despite being much cheaper.

Apple allows iPhone X out into the cold for first time
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Just in time for Winter

The fruity tax dodging cargo cult Apple has apparently fixed a flaw with in its over-priced iPhone X which caused it to stop working if the temperature dropped below freezing.

Kid breaks into his mum’s iPhone X
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Monday, 20 November 2017 14:46

Kid breaks into his mum’s iPhone X


Super-secure tech destroyed by a ten-year-old

A 10 year old kid broke into his mother’s over-priced, super-secure  iPhone X just by looking at it.