Intel surprises Wall Street
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Friday, 01 November 2024 09:46

Intel surprises Wall Street


It appears that a turnaround is happening

Chipzilla appears to have surprised Wall Street's cocaine nose jobs by returning with much better-than-expected results.

AMD reports third quarter 2024 financial results
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Revenue up by 18 percent YoY, but investors are not happy

AMD has reported its third quarter 2024 financial results, reporting a revenue of $6.8 billion, an increase of 18 percent year-over-year, and strong growth in gross and operating profit and margin, and earnings per share. The company is on track to deliver its record annual revenue this year, and all thanks to strong Data Center and Client segments.

Nvidia’s stellar results fail to impress cocaine-fuelled Wall Street
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Even if it made what said analysts it should

Nvidia's quarterly forecast failed to meet the insane expectations of the cocaine nose-jobs of Wall Street.

Qualcomm does better than Wall Street expected
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Income of $2.13 billion

Qualcomm reported its fiscal third-quarter earnings surpassing Wall Street expectations, particularly in sales, and provided strong guidance for the current quarter.

AMD announces Q2 2024 financial results
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Wednesday, 31 July 2024 09:40

AMD announces Q2 2024 financial results


Beats expectations with record revenue in the Data Center segment

AMD has officially announced its financial results for the second quarter of 2024, reporting a revenue of $5.8 billion with a gross margin of 49 percent. AMD managed to beat expectations, with up to 9 percent higher revenue and 3 points higher gross margin, compared to the last year. The clear winner was its Data Center segment, reporting an increase of 115 percent, driven by AMD Instinct GPU and 4th gen EPYC CPU sales.

Nvidia results exceed expectations
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Thursday, 23 May 2024 11:18

Nvidia results exceed expectations


Predicts even more cash to come

Nvidia shares reached over $1,000 for the first time in extended trading after the chipmaker announced fiscal first-quarter results that exceeded the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street’s predictions.

AMD’s AI results anger Wall Street
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Thursday, 02 May 2024 12:00

AMD’s AI results anger Wall Street


Bubble bursts

The Cocaine Nose Jobs of Wall Street are furious after AMD’s results were not as wonderful as they expected.

Return of the smartphone
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Thursday, 02 May 2024 09:46

Return of the smartphone


Qualcomm results surprise Wall Street

Qualcomm has reported fiscal second-quarter earnings that exceeded the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street's expectations, accompanied by a robust forecast for the upcoming quarter.

Intel’s stocks slide after unimpressive results
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Gelsinger’s plan is not making money fast enough

Intel’s stock dropped approximately nine per cent within an hour after its first-quarter results and guidance was released on 25 April, following the close of regular trading on Thursday.

Nvidia is getting hotter than a 2018 GeForce RTX 2080 Ti
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GPU company's results are on fire

Nvidia says it's on fire with its AI chips and expects even more growth.