Musk relaunches its Twitter Blue verification service
Will probably U turn on it next week
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk tweeted that the media platform will relaunch its Twitter Blue verification service on 29 November.
Musk fires engineer for correcting him on Twitter
“Free speech” means agreeing with me tiny human
Self-proclaimed free speech advocate Elon [look at me] Musk has fired a Twitter engineer for correcting him.
Musk fires two pregnant women
Beats tying them to the railway track
Elon [look at me] Musk is in hot water after two of the Twitter people he tossed into the cold and snow before Christmas happened to be pregnant.
Musk begs fired staff to come back
You know that firing staff was only me trying to get into the news right?
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has found that his brilliant plan to fix Twitter by firing half the employees is fast backfiring and he has asked some of them back.
Elon Musk hates staff working from home
If they are at home they cannot not notice me
Elon [look at me] Musk has revealed that he does not like his employees to work from home.
More than a million have exited Twitter
Fears it will end up like Parler or Truth Social
Elon [look at me] Musk's arrival at Twitter has resulted in a mass exodus of more than a million users who fear it will be come yet another home for right-wing wing-nuts who want to spread conspiracy stories and racially abuse those who are slightly left of Genghis Khan.
Musk fires Twitter board makes himself dictator
Then angers the far right by dressing up as Satan
Elon Musk has fired Twitter's board of directors and appointed himself its sole member and then managed to anger his new Twitter fanbase by showing up at a party dressed as Satan.
Musk will charge more for verification badge
Gives employees a week to sort out the code
Elon [look at me] Musk has given his Twitter programmers a week to revamp Twitter Blue in such a way that verified users have to sign up to it for a $19.99/month fee in order to retain their verified badge.
US government looking to curb Musk's power
Looks like we have another tyranny problem
The US government is investigating some of Elon [look at me] Musk's antics over concerns that he might be over stepping his bounds.
Musk will fire 76 per cent of Twitter employees
So who will be around to deal with the bots
Elon [look at me[ Musk has been bragging to investors that he will fire 75 per cent of staff when he takes over Twitter.