Musk hacks off Chinese
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Tuesday, 28 December 2021 12:01

Musk hacks off Chinese


Satellites nearly take out space station

Chinese citizens have declared Elon Musk public enema number one after his Starlink programme satellites nearly hit the country’s space station.

Tesla sued for failing to fulfil technology promise
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You mean they will not have human androids out by the end of the year?

Elon Musk is famous for becoming a little too enthusiastic about his technology’s potential, this year he even claimed he would have a human android which was affordable available. However it appears his mouth might have got him into trouble down under.

Musk says Tesla had quality problems
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Thursday, 04 February 2021 12:35

Musk says Tesla had quality problems


Flaws we would see in Kia in the 90s

Tesla CEO Elon Musk sat down with one of Tesla's harshest critics, Sandy Munro, and discussed the issues that plagued early Model 3s and admitted there had been quality issues.

Tesla's refreshed Model S can run Cyberpunk 2077
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Packs 10 TFLOPs of compute performance

Tesla's Elon Musk has revealed its refresh of the Model S which should ship next month, and in addition to the upgraded powertrain, it packs some impressive infotainment system, pushing out 10 TFLOPs of compute performance.

Musk tried to flog Tesla to Apple
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Wednesday, 23 December 2020 10:09

Musk tried to flog Tesla to Apple


Tim Cook could not be bothered

While the Tame Apple Press, and Wall Street have become all moist about Apple's return to making cars, it appears that Tim Cook had a Microsoft moment over another car maker a few years ago.

Tesla staff member turned down a million dollar bribe
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Saved Tesla from a serious cybersecurity attack

Elon Musk said Tesla Inc’s factory in Nevada could have been hit by a “serious” cybersecurity attack, but was saved by an employee of the company who turned down a one million dollar Russian bribe to install malware.

Daft Musk schooled by Egyptians
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Monday, 03 August 2020 10:19

Daft Musk schooled by Egyptians


Why Musk keeps tweeting stupid things is one of the world's mysteries

Tesla boss Elon Musk has attracted a lot of hate from Egyptian students after he published a bizarre tweet claiming that the Great Pyramid was 'obviously' built by aliens.

Musk claims he is close to levelling up
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Thursday, 09 July 2020 11:27

Musk claims he is close to levelling up


Level 5 autonomous driving technology could be here -- if you believe him

Electric vehicle maker Tesla  is “very close” to achieving level 5 autonomous driving technology, Chief Executive Elon Musk said.

California refuses to fund Tesla
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Monday, 18 May 2020 11:48

California refuses to fund Tesla


Didn't you say you were leaving the state?

A California state panel on Friday rejected a request from Elon Musk’s SpaceX for $655,500 in state job and training funds, citing the chief executive’s recent threats to move Tesla, the electric carmaker that he also runs, out of the state.

Musk proves rich Americans are above the law
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Local Government prints a "get out of jail free card" for Musk

As we predicted, local government proved that when you are rich you are totally untouchable under US law and can do what you like -- even if that means risking the lives of your workers.