Musk demands more cash from the US for Ukraine
That will teach them to tell me to F*ck off
Elon [look at me] Musk is apparently so furious that the Ukrainian government told him to f*ck off over his peace plan for the region that he is threatening to pull his Starlink internet service from the country unless he gets more cash from the US government.
Musk buying Twitter again
Apparently he has changed his mind and this one works much better
Elon [look at me] Musk took time off from solving the Ukraine war to change his mind about buying the social notworking site Twitter, which he had been trying to get out of for months.
Tesla Bot as pointless and over hyped as anything else Musk has done
Such a long way from useful you need a rocket to get there
Elon [look at me] Musk is expected to unveil a prototype of his Optimus robot tommorrow which he tried to convince us last August would be a cheap robot which will be in every house and do mundane tasks.
Fruity cargo cult faces staff revolt
They no longer want to go to the space ship and management is worried
Staff at the fruity cargo cult Apple no longer want to travel long distances to be indoctrinated by middle managers and are starting to make their views heard.
Musk dumps rocket junk on Aussie's farm
But it doesn't matter he is poorer than Musk
Elon [look at me] Musk's love of his fellow humans has resulted in him dumping a three-metre long piece of junk from a SpaceX rocket on some Aussie bloke's field.
OneWeb and Eutelsat merge to take on Musk
Cluster bomb
Internet satellite operators OneWeb and Eutelsat are planning to merge in the hopes of becoming a stronger rival to SpaceX's Starlink which is run by Elon [look at me] Musk
Musk bonked Brin’s missus
Which was why they fell out
Tesla CEO Elon [look at me] Musk was the cause of the break-up between Sergey Brin and Nicole Shanahan.
Microsoft incorporates Dischord chat for Xbox
Saves $10 billion trying to buy the platform
After failing to acquire the popular chat platform Discord for $10 billion, Microsoft has opted to try integrating Discord's voice-chat capabilities into Xbox consoles.
Musk forced to Twitter trial early
Might still be forced to buy the company or lose a billion dollars
It does not appear that Elon [look at me] Musk's plan to avoid getting into trouble over his sudden change of heart over buying Twitter is going to plan.
Gates donates $20 billion to help pandemic victims
Sir William Gates III
While fellow billionaire Elon Musk is spending shedloads not buying social media companies, Sir William Gates III is donating $20 billion of his personal fortune to sort out the "significant suffering" caused by global setbacks including the COVID-19 pandemic.