Elon Musk’s AI grasses him up
Published in AI
Wednesday, 13 November 2024 11:35

Elon Musk’s AI grasses him up


He is the biggest spreading of “disinformation” on X

Elon [look at me] Musk has been outed as having the biggest flaming pants on the social notworking site X, by his own AI.

AI adoption in the workplace stagnates
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Wednesday, 13 November 2024 10:15

AI adoption in the workplace stagnates


Slack study reveals

The proportion of workers in the US who report using AI at work has remained largely unchanged over the past three months, according to a recent study commissioned by Slack.

Red Hat swallows Neural Magic
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Wednesday, 13 November 2024 10:05

Red Hat swallows Neural Magic


Wants to enhance AI optimisation

Red Hat, the IBM-owned open-source software firm, is set to acquire Neural Magic, a Massachusetts-based startup known for optimising AI models to run more efficiently on standard processors and GPUs.

Biden administration supports controversial UN Cybercrime Treaty
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Giving the despots a hand

The Biden administration plans to support a controversial cybercrime treaty at the United Nations this week, despite concerns that it could be misused by authoritarian regimes.

Samsung says sorry for profit plunge
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Monday, 11 November 2024 11:03

Samsung says sorry for profit plunge


We dropped the ball on AI

Samsung's profit has plunged dramatically with "around $126 billion wiped off its market value," according to data from S&P Capital IQ.

Nvidia is building a CPU
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Thursday, 07 November 2024 11:25

Nvidia is building a CPU


Taking on Intel and AMD

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn claiming that Nvidia is building a CPU for consumer PCs, marking a step into territory dominated by AMD and Chipzilla.

AI arrives in Volish legacy apps
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Thursday, 07 November 2024 11:06

AI arrives in Volish legacy apps


Microsoft rolls out new features in Windows 11

Software king of the world Microsoft has just rolled out a new Insider build of Windows 11 that includes AI-powered features in Paint and Notepad.

Google Maps gets AI
Published in AI
Wednesday, 06 November 2024 10:44

Google Maps gets AI


What could go wrong?

Google Maps now comes with AI, making it a lot easier for our future robot overlords to simply have us drive ourselves to the Human Battery Conversion factories when the time comes.

Meta Permits Its A.I. to be used by US  military
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Wednesday, 06 November 2024 10:20

Meta Permits Its A.I. to be used by US military


Army runs on Llamas

Social notworking outfit Meta has changed its policies on government agencies and contractors working on national security to allow the military use of its products.

Apple admits that iPhone was a one-off
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Wednesday, 06 November 2024 10:15

Apple admits that iPhone was a one-off


Nothing will be that profitable again

The fruity cargo cult Apple has warned investors that future products may never be as profitable as its iPhone business as it pushes into unproven new markets such as artificial intelligence and virtual reality headsets.