Job’s Mob keeps switching Apple Intelligence back on
It seems the intelligent thing to do
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has once again decided it knows better than its users. With its latest iOS 18.3.2 update, it’s quietly forcing Apple Intelligence back on—even if Apple fanboys told it to sod off.
Scaling up will not solve AI problems
Boffins tell Big Tech to stop sniffing GPU fumes
The people who build artificial intelligence have finally acknowledged have warned that endlessly increasing hardware for AI models is about as effective as solving climate change by buying more SUVs.
Clearview AI tried to buy 690 million arrest records
What could possibly go wrong?
Surveillance-snoop-for-hire Clearview AI attempted to snap up nearly 700 million arrest records and 390 million mugshots—complete with Social Security numbers, email addresses, home addresses, birthdates, and phone numbers.
Gelsinger claims Nvidia’s AI GPUs are overpriced
Jensen just got lucky on AI
It appears that former troubled Chipzilla CEO Pat Gelsinger is still upset about Nvidia’s AI dominance, taking a swipe at Jensen Huang’s pricing strategy and implying that Nvidia’s meteoric rise in AI was more a matter of luck than strategy.
Solidigm ditches fans
Goes full water-cooled for AI SSD at GTC 2025
Solidigm has just removed the fans from its enterprise SSDs and submerged them in liquid cooling at GTC 2025.
Italy claims to have written a newspaper without journalists
Il Foglio conducts month-long experiment
Italian newspaper Il Foglio, has declared itself the first in the world to print an entire edition written by AI.
Micron ships HBM3E and SOCAMM products for AI servers
Memory wizardry is the secret sauce behind AI
Memory outfit Micron is shipping both HBM3E and SOCAMM products for AI servers, and claims its chips will be the secret sauce behind the AI boom.
Copilot deleted by Windows update
Even happens to Vole
Software King of the World Microsoft has admitted that its AI-powered Copilot isn’t immune to the chaos of Windows updates.
Intel releases XeSS 2 SDK
Enters the AI upscaling race
Troubled Chipzilla has finally pulled its finger out and released the XeSS 2 SDK, hoping to claw back some relevance in the AI upscaling arms race.
Google’s AI solves 10-year-old superbug problem
Researchers wondered if they had been wasting their lives
Google’s latest AI experiment has compressed a decade’s worth of painstaking microbiological research into a two-day thunk.
