Is there any body there? 

Amazon's digital assistant has come up with a tool which will be a big hit amongst necromancers. 

Saves $10 billion trying to buy the platform

After failing to acquire the popular chat platform Discord for $10 billion, Microsoft has opted to try integrating Discord's voice-chat capabilities into Xbox consoles.

Vole adverts plan could be the beginning of a take over 

Software King of the World Microsoft might be thinking of snapping up the streaming outfit Netflix.

10,000 organisations hit since September

Software King of the World, Microsoft has warned about a widespread phishing campaign that has hit more than 10,000 organisations since September 2021.

One per cent of voles to leave 

Microsoft today became the latest Big Tech company to cut jobs during a period of mounting economic uncertainty. 

For Windows 10 and 11

Software King of the World, Microsoft has released its Windows Autopatch which is aimed at enterprise users of Windows 10 and Windows 11.

Are the days of Steve Ballmer back?

There is concern that Microsoft, which once dubbed Linux as a cancer on its operating system, might be returning to its old ways.

But Microsoft says it will do it anyway 

Software king of the world Microsoft has discovered that forcing workers into teams listening to middle managers talking bollocks about kicking balls running and moving cheese is a complete waste of time.

Edit photos directly 

Team Vole is working on a modification to the Microsoft Edge browser might one day allow users to edit photos directly from the right-click option online.

Although since when was Linux the pretty option

Linux fans are a little upset that Microsoft's xCloud game streaming looks noticeable worse when running on Linux than Windows.