North Korean hackers score victory over the South
Nicked some important military plans
They might be armed with ancient PCs and their boss is using an Apple Mac, but North Korean hackers still managed to steal some important military plans from the South.
Google’s AI nearly as bright as a US politician
Twice as intelligent as Siri
Google's AI has the same IQ as a moderately retarded human and more than twice as high as Apple's Siri in a comparative analysis.
Iphone not designed to be used
Jonny Ive says it is just meant to be looked at
The iPhone is not designed to be used all the time, says the guy who designed it.
Chinese investigate the incredible popping iPhone 8
You don’t even need to put it in the microwave
The Apple fruity cargo cult is having a little trouble in Big China as the state authorities are worried that its swelling battery is causing the phone to pop open.
Apple showed encrypted passwords in plain text
High noon on High Sierra.
Apple’s security superiority over Windows has been highlighted yet again as the macOS High Sierra exposed the passwords of encrypted Apple File System volumes in plain text.
Indian government considers propping up failing Apple
Sure we will prop up your failing business model - what else can we spend our cash on?
It appears that the Indian government is taking seriously a request from Apple to help prop up its failing business model and inflate its stonking margins.
EU sues Ireland over Apple tax pact
Ireland ignored Apple's $15.3 billion owed tax
Ireland's relationship with Apple was so cosy it allowed Jobs' Mob to avoid paying more than $15.3 billion in tax, according to the European Commission.
Tame Apple Press discovers that Macs are less secure than PCs
But that means that Apple has been lying to us
Reporters at the International Business Times were shocked to discover that their Apple Macs, which they have been insisting were more secure than PCs, are actually a doddle to knock over.
FCC tells Apple to turn on its FM radio function
Stop Apple fanboys from dying
Fruity cargo cult Apple has a problem with allowing users to have a radio function on their iPhones – it wants them to use its expensive Apple Play instead.
Apple’s face security is so poor a child can break it
Jobs’ Mob warns against children using iPhones
Apple’s face scanning software can be broken by anyone under the age of 13 and the fruity cargo cult has been forced to admit that it does not really work for kids.