Selling their conversations for targeted advertising

Despite claiming that “unlike other companies” it was not spying on users and flogging their data to advertisers the fruity cargo cult, Apple has just paid out in a court case where it was doing just that.

Privacy changes

Firmware update is too slow, so users turn it off

Half as many have a life, too

It is live and updating players now

Grass up terror sites and your mum

Jobs Mob tells him to shut up

Real survey proves hoax

Lost a million users