Russia expanding hacker team
Published in News
Monday, 02 January 2017 11:40

Russia expanding hacker team


Team has been growing for three years

After his success gaming the US election to put a more Russian friendly president into the White House, Tsar Putin is expanding his glorious three year old cyber warrior team.

Qualcomm fine could bring trade war
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Thursday, 29 December 2016 11:13

Qualcomm fine could bring trade war


East versus West


2017 could be the year of the trade war as the US and Far Eastern start to slug it out over technology.

Worst, most expensive, pointless, tastless smartphone appears
Published in Mobiles


Iphone 7 compresses more suck than a Dyson

If you had to come up with the world’s worst phone you would have to put the money trapping iPhone 7 close to the top of the list.

Twitter is toast
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Thursday, 22 December 2016 13:05

Twitter is toast


Analysts finally start speaking like Fudzilla


It has taken a while, but we are finally getting analysts to describe situations in the way we do. Trip Chowdhry, the managing director of equity research at Global Equities Research shocked the market when he described Twitter as being "toast".

Donald Trump is cool for Catz
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Friday, 16 December 2016 11:22

Donald Trump is cool for Catz


Oracle boss signs up for executive committee


Oracle co-chief executive Safra Catz will be joining Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump's executive committee on his transition team.

Bezos diplomatic after Trump meeting
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Thursday, 15 December 2016 12:15

Bezos diplomatic after Trump meeting


Hatchet buried?


Donald “Prince of Orange” Trump met up with Silicon Valley’s big names yesterday to repair the damage of the election campaign.

China hopes to poach anti-Trump tech refugees
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Wednesday, 07 December 2016 12:55

China hopes to poach anti-Trump tech refugees


Huge opportunity


China is hoping to take advantage of Donald “Prince of Orange” Trump's election and boost its tech output on foreign expertise.

Trump’s protectionism will help Taiwan manufacturers
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Quanta rubs its palms with glee

One of the ironic spin offs of US President-elect Donald “Prince of Orange” Trump’s protectionism plans are they will help the very companies he is trying to shut out of the US.

Trump ready to bribe Apple to move back to the US
Published in News


Subsiding production like all good socialists

Donald “Prince of Orange” Trump has said that he is prepared to offer all sorts of sweeteners so that Apple will set up a plant in the US.

Peter Thiel finds few friends in Silicon Valley
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Wednesday, 23 November 2016 12:57

Peter Thiel finds few friends in Silicon Valley


No one wants to help Trump sort out technology

Silicon Valley venture capitalist Peter Thiel is finding that there are very few of his tech mates who are rushing to help Donald “Prince of Orange” Trump sort out his tech policy.