Stuck on its cash cow

The Tame Apple Press opened the champers after Apple reported another successful quarter based mostly on sales of the iPhone.

It is a doddle 

A security researcher has discovered that creating a public network called ‘%secretclub%power’ can disable any iPhone’s WiFi capabilities - with a single niche, solution.

Apple falls to pestilence 

Fruity cargo cult Apple is seeing dark times in India as its main supplier has fallen to one of the four horsemen of the Apocolypse. 

Unc0ver says it works on the iPhone 11

The Unc0ver iPhone hacking team has released a new jailbreak tool for almost every iPhone, including the most recent models.

Apple is all heart

When Apple revived MagSafe with the iPhone 12 lineup,there was a question among people in the know about if the beast would play nice with medical devices like pacemakers.

Breaching EU privacy laws

Fruity cargo cult Apple has been reported to privacy watchdogs by activist Max Schrems over Apple’s online tracking tool, saying it breached European law by allowing iPhones to store users’ data without their consent.

Uncovered by the FT rather than its own checks

Fruity cargo cult Apple has been hit by another child labour scandal, this time involving its Pegatron supplier.

Backdoor policing 

The San Diego Police Foundation, an organisation that receives donations from corporations, bought iPhone unlocking technology for the city's police department.

Just working on the legislation

The European Union is weighing legislation that could force Apple to open iPhone payment technology to competitors.

But fanboys will still buy it

A leak of the fruity cargo cult Apple's coming iPhone 12 has revealed another pile of suck for users to have to put up with.