Police warn fanboys about new iPhone "feature"
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 28 November 2023 09:52

Police warn fanboys about new iPhone "feature"


Allows too much data to be shared

US coppers are warning iPhone users to be cautious following a new update which comes with a default setting which allows stalkers and pedophiles to uplift all a phone's data.

Apple kneed in the Middle Kingdom
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 23 November 2023 11:41

Apple kneed in the Middle Kingdom


No one wants the new iPhone

The fruity cargo cult Apple is having a bad time in China as punters no longer want an expensive slice of the American dream.

Washington DC helps Apple and stalkers
Published in Transportation
Tuesday, 07 November 2023 10:59

Washington DC helps Apple and stalkers


You need an iPhone to defend against car thieves

Washington D.C. plans to give residents Apple AirTags to help officers track down stolen vehicles.

Apple tells people if they are holding their iPhones wrong
Published in Mobiles


Preventing short-sightedness

Fruity cargo cult Apple has installed a tool on its iPhone which tells users if they are holding the screen too close to their face.

Qualcomm modems will power Apple phones until 2026
Published in Mobiles


Modems are hard

Even though Apple acquired Intel's modem business unit, the company failed to materialize its in-house 5G modem that works in the worldwide market. Shortly before the iPhone's announcement, it was announced that Apple still sticks with the Qualcomm modems.

Apple’s new titanium iPhones are easy to scratch
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 20 September 2023 11:12

Apple’s new titanium iPhones are easy to scratch


So much for bulletproof

Fruity cargo-cult Apple’s move to expensive titanium cases on its new iPhone range has not been worth the extra money as users are already complaining they are too easy to scratch.

Tame Apple Press celebrates iPhone’s radical new feature - a USB-C port
Published in News


Otherwise, it is the same as last year’s phone

The Tame Apple Press has been extremely moist about Apple’s new range of iPhones while quietly moaning behind the scenes that there is nothing to see.

Apple unveils 3nm A17 Pro SoC for iPhone 15 Pro lineup
Published in Mobiles


With 6-core CPU and 6-core GPU with hardware ray tracing

Apple has officially announced its new iPhone 15 lineup, as well as shed a bit more light on the new A17 Pro SoC that will be powering the flagship iPhone 15 Pro series. Based on the 3nm EUV manufacturing process, Apple promises up to 10 percent faster CPU and up to 20 percent faster GPU processing power, and hardware ray tracing, bringing big AAA game titles to the iPhone.

Start-up takes on Jobs’ Mob
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 24 May 2023 11:39

Start-up takes on Jobs’ Mob


David versus Goliath

The Tame Apple Press is fuming that a start-up is daring to say that it invented something Apple put on its iWatch.

India spends $2.1 billion to lure laptop makers
Published in PC Hardware


You don't need China 

India has put $2.1 billion on the table to attract makers of laptops, tablets and other hardware to the South Asian nation as companies look to diversify supply chains beyond China.