Apple continues to disappoint Wall Street
Analysts pray it can claw back money by offering “services”
Fruity cargo-cult Apple is continuing to disappoint the cocaine nose-jobs of Wall Street with its lacklustre performance, but it has convinced them that it will make a fortune selling services.
Bitcoin players face criminal investigation
Is manipulation the name of the game?
The US Justice Department has opened a case which might end up with criminal charges.
Wall Street wants Apple to do something about its cash pile
As iPhone and iCloud stalls
The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street are starting to get a bit miffed that Apple has not come up with any new products and its existing iPhone and iCloud products are stalling.
IBM profits fall short of Wall Street expectations
Reinvention talking time
Big Blue posted profit margins that fell short of Wall Street expectations in a sign that its turn around was taking time.
Was AMD security announcement gaming Wall Street?
CTS Labs and Viceroy Research spark conspiracy theory
The announcement by a security firm called CTS Labs had found severe vulnerabilities and backdoors in some AMD processors appears to have sparked a full-on internet conspiracy theory.
Wall Street fears workers could be all replaced by AI
Why do we need you expensive psychos?
Wall Street is facing up to the fact that most of its workers will be replaced by AI, and the wolves of Wall Street will be consigned to the dust bin of history.
GoPro recalls 2,500 drones
Karma police
GoPro must be wondering wondered what it did in a previous life after it has been forced to recall about 2,500 of its recently introduced Karma drones because they lost power during use.
Big Tech is saving the US economy
Just a pity they are not paying tax
The US economy might be being propped up by the success of technology heavyweights.
Apple’s poor performance causes Wall Street problems
Better off if it was not there
It seems that Wall Street is regretting all that money it pushed into the fruity cargo cult Apple as the company’s value plummets faster than the British pound.
Intel and AMD downgraded
Wall Street losing faith in PCs
It would appear that the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street are losing faith in any belief that the PC industry is getting better.