
Oracle profits well above Wall Street expectations
Cloud is cool for Catz
Oracle forecast fourth-quarter profit above Wall Street estimates as the software outfit expects its heavy cloud investments to pay off, as more businesses ramp up their spending to support hybrid work and transition to cloud.

Intel’s chip making plans an own goal
Wall Street thinks that AMD will win
The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street think Intel’s chip making plans to meet rising demand will give AMD a greater foothold in the segment.

Nvidia booms on Wall Street
Shares jump on earnings report
The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street were rushing to buy Nvidia stock yesterday after its third-quarter results were announced on Wednesday.

Wall Street not that happy with Broadcom
Slowing growth and dull 2020
Broadcom fourth-quarter earnings beat Street estimates on Thursday, but investors were put off by slowing growth in the semiconductor business and a lukewarm revenue forecast for 2020.

Sony surprises Wall Street with good results
Gaming still down
Sony surprised the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street by reporting a record first quarter operating profit despite the slowing gaming business.

Apple continues to disappoint Wall Street
Analysts pray it can claw back money by offering “services”
Fruity cargo-cult Apple is continuing to disappoint the cocaine nose-jobs of Wall Street with its lacklustre performance, but it has convinced them that it will make a fortune selling services.

Bitcoin players face criminal investigation
Is manipulation the name of the game?
The US Justice Department has opened a case which might end up with criminal charges.

Wall Street wants Apple to do something about its cash pile
As iPhone and iCloud stalls
The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street are starting to get a bit miffed that Apple has not come up with any new products and its existing iPhone and iCloud products are stalling.

IBM profits fall short of Wall Street expectations
Reinvention talking time
Big Blue posted profit margins that fell short of Wall Street expectations in a sign that its turn around was taking time.

Was AMD security announcement gaming Wall Street?
CTS Labs and Viceroy Research spark conspiracy theory
The announcement by a security firm called CTS Labs had found severe vulnerabilities and backdoors in some AMD processors appears to have sparked a full-on internet conspiracy theory.