Fears it will end up like Parler or Truth Social

Elon [look at me] Musk's arrival at Twitter has resulted in a mass exodus of more than a million users who fear it will be come yet another home for right-wing wing-nuts who want to spread conspiracy stories and racially abuse those who are slightly left of Genghis Khan. 

Then angers the far right by dressing up as Satan

Elon Musk has fired Twitter's board of directors and appointed himself its sole member and then managed to anger his new Twitter fanbase by showing up at a party dressed as Satan.

Mastodon might become the next big thing 

Some celebs are exiting Twitter because they don't like the sound of Elon Musk's new plans for the site while some others who had been banned are rejoining.

Gives employees a week to sort out the code

Elon [look at me] Musk has given his Twitter programmers a week to  revamp Twitter Blue in such a way that verified users have to sign up to it for a $19.99/month fee in order to retain their verified badge.

Has to pay $204 million to get rid of executives who stood up to him

On his first day of work at his newly bought social notworking outfit Twitter, Elon [look at me] Musk made his first business decision -- he gave $204 million to make the company's top three executives leave.

So who will be around to deal with the bots 

Elon [look at me[ Musk has been bragging to investors that he will fire 75 per cent of staff when he takes over Twitter.

Apparently, you can't call for a Jewish extermination in the 21st century 

Popular beat combo artist Kanye West’s attempts to self-identify as a white 50-year-old man living the rust belt of the US have backfired after Twitter took his account away after he threatened to go to “deathcon 3” on Jews.

Apparently he has changed his mind and this one works much better

Elon [look at me] Musk took time off from solving the Ukraine war to change his mind about buying the social notworking site Twitter, which he had been trying to get out of for months.

Just gave Twitter’s PR department a headache

 Twitter’s former security boss’s testimony to US senators is unlikely to have a significant impact on Elon Musk’s legal battle to terminate his $44bn takeover deal.

Apparently, they are thinking of charging for them 

Executives at Facebook and Instagram are seriously considering killing off their companies by setting up some "premium features" which users will be expected to pay for.