AI could kill us all in 30 years
Published in AI
Sunday, 29 December 2024 20:27

AI could kill us all in 30 years


Happy New Year

The British-Canadian computer scientist often touted as a "godfather" of artificial intelligence has shortened the odds of AI wiping out humanity over the next three decades.

Human brain slower than dial up
Published in News
Sunday, 29 December 2024 20:18

Human brain slower than dial up


Particularly before coffee

Boffins researching the human brain have worked out that it processes information at 10 bits per second, which is slower than 1980’s dial up.

Raspberry Pi wows London Stock Exchange
Published in PC Hardware
Sunday, 29 December 2024 20:05

Raspberry Pi wows London Stock Exchange


Buy, buy, buy

The cocaine nose jobs of the London Stock Exchange are totally enthused about the Raspberry PI this year.

Big Tech ethics under scrutiny
Published in News
Sunday, 29 December 2024 19:47

Big Tech ethics under scrutiny


Moshe Y. Vardi Challenges Big Tech Workers

Rice University professor and former Communications of the ACM Editor-in-Chief Moshe Y. Vardi has turned his focus to the ethical dilemmas faced by tech workers.

AI discovers rocket science
Published in AI
Sunday, 29 December 2024 19:39

AI discovers rocket science


One small step for AI

LEAP71, a Dubai-based startup, has achieved a significant milestone by successfully test-firing a prototype aerospike engine in the United Kingdom.

Post Office appoints interim CTO
Published in News
Thursday, 26 December 2024 22:06

Post Office appoints interim CTO


Must tackle Horizon system replacement scandal

The Post Office has bolstered its tech leadership team by creating a new role amidst the ongoing project to replace the controversial Horizon system supplied by Fujitsu.

South Korea mulls Government-funded chipmaker
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Thursday, 26 December 2024 21:48

South Korea mulls Government-funded chipmaker


KSMC to take on TSMC

The South Korean government is considering the creation of a state-funded contract chipmaker, provisionally named Korea Semiconductor Manufacturing Company (KSMC).

AI better than experts at spotting real Scotch
Published in AI
Thursday, 26 December 2024 21:42

AI better than experts at spotting real Scotch


Spits out American whiskey

An AI system has outperformed human experts in distinguishing between American whiskey and Scotch, achieving 100% accuracy by identifying subtle differences in the chemical composition of the spirits.

Apple does not want to fund its own search engine
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Just wanted to take money from Google without any effort

Fruity cargo cult Apple has told a US court that it is not interested in creating its own search engine and would rather just make a ton of cash by leeching off its best mate Google.

Vole jacking up the price of Microsoft 365
Published in AI
Thursday, 26 December 2024 20:15

Vole jacking up the price of Microsoft 365


You have AI now you can pay for Clippy 2.0

Software King of the World, Microsoft is jacking up the price of its consumer office product after giving it AI.