Apple insists that Turks cannot bring down its cloud
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But it would say that even if they could

Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple has reassured its legions of fans in the media that there is no way that Turkish hackers can bring down its entire operation.

UK denies high-tech spying on Trump’s microwave
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Nonsense


In rare move, Britain’s top spooks slapped down allegations that Barack Obama used GCHQ to spy on Donald Trump during the presidential campaign.

Software engineers hassled by airport security
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Prove you are a coder

Trump-empowered border patrol guards are getting sillier and are now demanding that software engineers demonstrate their powers of coding at the airport.

CloudFlare leaked personal details for months
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Problem fixed


CloudFlare, the popular content delivery network used by more than 5.5 million sites, accidentally leaked customers' sensitive information for months.

Wordpress sites under attack
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Friday, 10 February 2017 11:09

Wordpress sites under attack


More than 1.5 million pages defaced


More than 1.5 million Wordpress sites have been defaced after hackers took advantage of a vulnerability in the REST API, patched in WordPress version 4.7.2.

Android pattern security isn't secure
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Tuesday, 24 January 2017 11:12

Android pattern security isn't secure


Can be cracked in five goes


The Pattern Lock system which is used to provide security on millions of Android phones is a doddle to crack.

Iran’s fear of breasts broke the internet in Hong Kong
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World swept into Iran’s battle with the Bazongas

Iran has a big problem with female breasts and one day decided that people on the internet should not be allowed to view them.

LG to put Wi-Fi in all its products
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Tuesday, 10 January 2017 12:45

LG to put Wi-Fi in all its products


IoT if you want it or not

LG says that all its products will ship with Wi-Fi connectivity from this year.

Arlo shows off upcoming kid monitoring
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Thursday, 05 January 2017 20:44

Arlo shows off upcoming kid monitoring


Parents can sleep easier at night

Hey baby what are you up to?

Obama orders sanctions against Russian hackers and spies
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Don’t game our elections Putin 

US president Barak Obama has ordered sanctions against Tsar Putin of all the Russias for hacking his country’s elections to help get Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump elected.