Apple plans to make a fortune from AI without inventing
Published in AI


When you lack innovation fall back on taxation

Fruity cargo-cult Apple was caught completely flatfooted by AI, without a product or plan, but insiders in the frying saucer believe that it is unnecessary for now.

Elon Musk claims to have invented OpenAI
Published in AI
Wednesday, 17 May 2023 11:13

Elon Musk claims to have invented OpenAI


Just like he did Tesla 

The soon to be former supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk claims he invented OpenAI and even came up with the name.

AI makers ask US senate for regulation
Published in AI
Wednesday, 17 May 2023 10:07

AI makers ask US senate for regulation


Before it is too late 

AI bigwigs have been appearing before a US Senate Judiciary subcommittee to ask for some hard and fast regulations before things get out of hand.

Hackers take on AI
Published in AI
Tuesday, 09 May 2023 11:23

Hackers take on AI


DEF CON AI Village People looking for flaws 

This year's DEF CON AI Village has invited hackers to find bugs and biases in large language models (LLMs) built by OpenAI, Google, and Anthropic.

AI sues AI
Published in AI
Wednesday, 03 May 2023 10:48

AI sues AI


And so it begins

OpenAI has sent a snotogramme to GPT4free demanding that it cease to exist within five days or face a lawsuit.

Companies should not trust AI
Published in AI
Friday, 14 April 2023 12:00

Companies should not trust AI


They could end up in court

Companies that depend too much on AI-backed solutions could find themselves in court, according to legal experts.

US start-ups give a Chinese AI efforts a leg up
Published in News


Apparently the government has not told them this is a bad idea 

US institutional investors are indirectly financing a rash of Chinese AI startups aspiring to be China's answer to OpenAI.

Google claims its AI supercomputers are greener than Nvidia-based systems
Published in AI


Greener than Nvidia

Alphabet's Google details about the supercomputers it uses to train its artificial intelligence models, claim that the system is faster and more power-efficient than comparable systems from Nvidia.

OpenAI unveils GPT-4
Published in AI
Wednesday, 15 March 2023 10:38

OpenAI unveils GPT-4


It's not just about words any more 

OpenAI unveiled GPT-4, a next-generation model that provides the technical foundation for ChatGPT and Microsoft's Bing AI chatbots. It's a major upgrade that opens the way to major advances in the capabilities and features of AI and a further step towards humanities oblivion.

Microsoft built a cloudy supercomputer as part of its OpenAI plans
Published in Cloud


But it was unsure if it could build anything that big

Software King of the World Microsoft knew that it would have to build a cloud-based supercomputer if it had a chance of getting its OpenAI plans working – the problem was that it was unsure it could use its own Azure product to do it.