ZTE agrees to US demands
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 06 June 2018 10:14

ZTE agrees to US demands


Ban lifting likely

ZTE has signed an agreement in principle that would lift a US Commerce Department ban on buying from US suppliers, allowing the outfit to get back into the business.

Apple fanboy Trump refuses to part with his two iPhones
Published in Mobiles


Despite security fears

Despite the fact that he is placing the United States in the hands of Apple's unique security system, President Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump refuses to give up his two iPhones, even if his security staff plead with him to be a little more sensible.

Gates dilates on Trump
Published in News
Monday, 21 May 2018 10:26

Gates dilates on Trump


Trump can't tell two different sexual diseases apart but knew a lot about Gates' daughter

Software King of the World Sir William Gates III has angered Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump's cheerleaders by pointing out that the president has a problem when it comes to spotting his sexually transmitted diseases but knew rather a lot about Gate's daughter Jennifer.

Trump vows to save ZTE
Published in News
Monday, 14 May 2018 10:11

Trump vows to save ZTE


In the middle of a trade war


Ever a model of consistent planning, President Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump has promised to save the troubled Chinese telecom manufacturer ZTE and help make the company great again.

THX  and Qualcomm team up
Published in PC Hardware
Tuesday, 10 April 2018 12:39

THX and Qualcomm team up


Want to make some next-generation noise

THX - which is better known for movie and consumer electronics - has teamed up with Qualcomm to create an end-to-end THX Spatial Audio workflow using MPEG-H for the delivery of next-generation immersive audio experiences at NAB 2018.

Trump's FCC wants to take the internet away from poor
Published in News


Gotta keep them stupid

Donald Trump's FCC, which has already killed off net neutrality, now thinks it is a good idea to take broadband away from poor people.

Facebook and Cambridge Analytica scapegoating me
Published in News


Cambridge University academic said he was assured his work was legal

A Cambridge University academic who harvested data on millions of Facebook users said he had been made a scapegoat by the social network and a UK-based political consultancy that is accused of trying to sway public opinion for Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump.

Trump and Brexit campaigners exploited Facebook hack
Published in News


Gaming the elections using 21st tech

Two of the great election surprises of the 21st century, the election of Donald Trump and the successful Brexit campaign might have been the result of a rather good Facebook hack.

Trump blocks Broadcom takeover of Qualcomm
Published in News


Nope, we didn't see that one coming

President Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump has blocked any moves for Broadcom to take over Qualcomm by issuing a presidential order.

Trump wants to take away your drones
Published in News
Thursday, 08 March 2018 10:52

Trump wants to take away your drones


But you can give guns to children

President Donald Trump has decided that while it is ok to give heavy weaponry to children and then to arm teachers to fight the children, the personal use of drones should be restricted.