Tesla alleged to have faked self driving video
Published in Transportation
Wednesday, 18 January 2023 10:58

Tesla alleged to have faked self driving video


Musk used it as evidence that his cars drove themselves 

A 2016 video that Tesla used to promote its self-driving technology gave the vehicle features which were vapourware so that its owner Elon Musk as could prove that “Tesla drives itself.”

Twitter workers denied court case
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Tuesday, 17 January 2023 11:30

Twitter workers denied court case


Musk has Pyrrhic victory over sacked workers 

A US judge has ruled that workers sacked by Elon [look at me] Musk have no legal right to sue in a real court and must go to private arbitration instead.

Musk is the biggest loser in history
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Tuesday, 10 January 2023 12:16

Musk is the biggest loser in history


Business "genius" lost $183 billion

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk is officially the biggest loser in the world regarding losing a personal fortune.

Musk tries to move long running trial to Texas
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Thinks the people of San Francisco might hate him 

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me]  Musk has asked a federal judge in a long running case against him to move a trial from San Francisco to Texas because he thinks the local media has made people hate him. 

Musk sued because he forgot to pay the rent
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Tuesday, 03 January 2023 11:15

Musk sued because he forgot to pay the rent


Musk insists workers bring their own bog roll to work to save cash

Self proclaimed financial genius and supreme Twit, Elon [look at me] Musk has been sued by his landlord for failing to pay the rent in his San Francisco office and bought in daft cost cutting measures including insisting that staff bring in their own bog roll.

Musk shrugs off mass outage
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Thursday, 29 December 2022 10:30

Musk shrugs off mass outage


It works for me, it does not have to work for you scum

As Twitter crashed and burned in a global outage, its supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk played his lyre and told users everything was ok, because “it worked for him.”

Tesla decimates staff again (probably)
Published in Transportation
Thursday, 22 December 2022 12:31

Tesla decimates staff again (probably)


Hiring freeze too, until Musk changes his mind again

In a move which has nothing to do with supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk losing a fortune buying Twitter to create a haven for US right-wingers, his electric car maker Tesla will stop hiring people and will fire one in ten workers.

Russian tech company claims it can kill Starlink
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Wednesday, 21 December 2022 11:44

Russian tech company claims it can kill Starlink


Quicker than waiting for Musk to do it 

A Russian arms manufacturer claims it can help the country's military detect and bombard Starlink satellite dishes, which have been crucial to the defense effort in Ukraine.

Musk says he will quit as Twitter CEO one of these days
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He will just keep making the important decisions 

Supreme Twitt Elon [Look at me] Musk has promised to quit as CEO of Twitter as soon as he can find "someone foolish enough to take the job."

Twitter users vote Musk off the platform
Published in News
Tuesday, 20 December 2022 10:43

Twitter users vote Musk off the platform


Musk’s “tell me you love me” promotion fails

Elon [look at me] Musk’s moves to gain user support for his plans to turn Twitter into a right-wing hate mill by asking users to tell him how wonderful he was backfired spectacularly.