Tesla alleged to have faked self driving video
Musk used it as evidence that his cars drove themselves
A 2016 video that Tesla used to promote its self-driving technology gave the vehicle features which were vapourware so that its owner Elon Musk as could prove that “Tesla drives itself.”
Twitter workers denied court case
Musk has Pyrrhic victory over sacked workers
A US judge has ruled that workers sacked by Elon [look at me] Musk have no legal right to sue in a real court and must go to private arbitration instead.
Musk is the biggest loser in history
Business "genius" lost $183 billion
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk is officially the biggest loser in the world regarding losing a personal fortune.
Musk tries to move long running trial to Texas
Thinks the people of San Francisco might hate him
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has asked a federal judge in a long running case against him to move a trial from San Francisco to Texas because he thinks the local media has made people hate him.
Musk sued because he forgot to pay the rent
Musk insists workers bring their own bog roll to work to save cash
Self proclaimed financial genius and supreme Twit, Elon [look at me] Musk has been sued by his landlord for failing to pay the rent in his San Francisco office and bought in daft cost cutting measures including insisting that staff bring in their own bog roll.
Musk shrugs off mass outage
It works for me, it does not have to work for you scum
As Twitter crashed and burned in a global outage, its supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk played his lyre and told users everything was ok, because “it worked for him.”
Tesla decimates staff again (probably)
Hiring freeze too, until Musk changes his mind again
In a move which has nothing to do with supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk losing a fortune buying Twitter to create a haven for US right-wingers, his electric car maker Tesla will stop hiring people and will fire one in ten workers.
Russian tech company claims it can kill Starlink
Quicker than waiting for Musk to do it
A Russian arms manufacturer claims it can help the country's military detect and bombard Starlink satellite dishes, which have been crucial to the defense effort in Ukraine.
Musk says he will quit as Twitter CEO one of these days
He will just keep making the important decisions
Supreme Twitt Elon [Look at me] Musk has promised to quit as CEO of Twitter as soon as he can find "someone foolish enough to take the job."
Twitter users vote Musk off the platform
Musk’s “tell me you love me” promotion fails
Elon [look at me] Musk’s moves to gain user support for his plans to turn Twitter into a right-wing hate mill by asking users to tell him how wonderful he was backfired spectacularly.