Musk outsources Twitter code
Too difficult to work out what is going on
Supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk has admitted that he is baffled by the algorithm used to recommend people’s tweets and decided to open source it to see if anyone else can work out what is going on.
US Military investigating Starlink contracts over Musk's eccentric behaviour
We don't see why we have to make military decisions based on the whim of one rich kid
As we predicted, the US military is not that happy that its military strategy is vulnerable to the whims of the likes of Elon [look at me] Musk and is starting to review contracts awarded to his Starlink space service.
Musk wants to build utopia in Texas
Tire fire of the vanities
Not content with destroying Twitter, CEO Elon [look at me] Musk has found another shiny object to distract him from making money.
Musk hits new low by slagging off employee’s disability
Public humiliation of disabled hero
Icelandic disabled icon Haraldur “Halli” Thorleifsson found himself at the end of Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s tasteless jokes this week.
FTC worried about Musk’s firings
Worried he might not have enough staff left to protected data
Supreme Twit Elon [Look at me] Musk’s HR policy, which appears to involve firing everyone he sees, has fallen foul of the FTC.
Musk blocked from putting chips in people’s brains
Shedloads of tests still need to be done
Elon [look at me] Musk’s plans to install chips into everyone’s brains have been set back by those pesky government officials who have a few questions about how he planned to do it.
Musk holds product launch with no products
Plan 3 from outer space
Supreme rich twit Elon [look at me] Musk hit a new low at his Tesla investor day yesterday when he stood up and offered them nothing other than his glorious presence.
Musk returning to AI after dismissing it as dangerous as nukes
Oh look, another shiny thing
After dismissing AI as being “as dangerous as nukes” and flogging off his stake in OpenAI, thinking man’s prosciutto Elon [look at me] Musk has realised that he might have missed something and wants back in.
Musk’s Pro-Russian stance might harm Starlink’s service
China crisis
Elon [look at me] Musk’s erratic pro-Russian stance might not help his Starlink satellite service, which has suddenly become the target of Chinese tech.
Musk backs AI smears of reporter
Robots should be allowed free speech if they agree with me
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has praised an AI based software which slagged off a reporter he does not like.