Musk outsources Twitter code
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 20 March 2023 11:41

Musk outsources Twitter code


Too difficult to work out what is going on 

Supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk has admitted that he is baffled by the algorithm used to recommend people’s tweets and decided to open source it to see if anyone else can work out what is going on.

US Military investigating Starlink contracts over Musk's eccentric behaviour
Published in News


We don't see why we have to make military decisions based on the whim of one rich kid

As we predicted, the US military is not that happy that its military strategy is vulnerable to the whims of the likes of Elon [look at me] Musk and is starting to review contracts awarded to his Starlink space service.

Musk wants to build utopia in Texas
Published in News
Friday, 10 March 2023 10:27

Musk wants to build utopia in Texas


Tire fire of the vanities 

Not content with destroying Twitter, CEO Elon [look at me] Musk has found another shiny object to distract him from making money.

Musk hits new low by slagging off employee’s disability
Published in News


Public humiliation of disabled hero

Icelandic disabled icon Haraldur “Halli” Thorleifsson found himself at the end of Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s tasteless jokes this week.

FTC worried about Musk’s firings
Published in News
Wednesday, 08 March 2023 10:39

FTC worried about Musk’s firings


Worried he might not have enough staff left to protected data

Supreme Twit Elon [Look at me] Musk’s HR policy, which appears to involve firing everyone he sees, has fallen foul of the FTC.

Musk blocked from putting chips in people’s brains
Published in IoT


Shedloads of tests still need to be done

Elon [look at me] Musk’s plans to install chips into everyone’s brains have been set back by those pesky government officials who have a few questions about how he planned to do it.

Musk holds product launch with no products
Published in News
Thursday, 02 March 2023 11:32

Musk holds product launch with no products


Plan 3 from outer space

Supreme rich twit Elon [look at me] Musk hit a new low at his Tesla investor day yesterday when he stood up and offered them nothing other than his glorious presence.

Musk returning to AI after dismissing it as dangerous as nukes
Published in AI


Oh look, another shiny thing

After dismissing AI as being “as dangerous as nukes” and flogging off his stake in OpenAI, thinking man’s prosciutto Elon [look at me] Musk has realised that he might have missed something and wants back in.

Musk’s Pro-Russian stance might harm Starlink’s service
Published in Transportation


China crisis 

Elon [look at me] Musk’s erratic pro-Russian stance might not help his Starlink satellite service, which has suddenly become the target of Chinese tech.

Musk backs AI smears of reporter
Published in AI
Thursday, 23 February 2023 11:53

Musk backs AI smears of reporter


Robots should be allowed free speech if they agree with me

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has praised an AI based software which slagged off a reporter he does not like.