Musk will fire 76 per cent of Twitter employees
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So who will be around to deal with the bots 

Elon [look at me[ Musk has been bragging to investors that he will fire 75 per cent of staff when he takes over Twitter.

Musk demands more cash from the US for Ukraine
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That will teach them to tell me to F*ck off

Elon [look at me] Musk is apparently so furious that the Ukrainian government told him to f*ck off over his peace plan for the region that he is threatening to pull his Starlink internet service from the country unless he gets more cash from the US government.

Musk buying Twitter again
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Wednesday, 05 October 2022 11:21

Musk buying Twitter again


Apparently he has changed his mind and this one works much better

Elon [look at me] Musk took time off from solving the Ukraine war to change his mind about buying the social notworking site Twitter, which he had been trying to get out of for months.

Twitter whistleblower provided little for Musk
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Thursday, 15 September 2022 12:20

Twitter whistleblower provided little for Musk


Just gave Twitter’s PR department a headache

 Twitter’s former security boss’s testimony to US senators is unlikely to have a significant impact on Elon Musk’s legal battle to terminate his $44bn takeover deal.

Self driving cars are impossible for now
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Thursday, 15 September 2022 11:28

Self driving cars are impossible for now


Ignore what Musk tells you 

Despite claims from Apple, Elon Musk and some other car makers, fully self driving cars are going to be impossible because robots will need humans for a long time.

Fruity cargo cult faces staff revolt
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Wednesday, 17 August 2022 11:56

Fruity cargo cult faces staff revolt


They no longer want to go to the space ship and management is worried

Staff at the fruity cargo cult Apple no longer want to travel long distances to be indoctrinated by middle managers and are starting to make their views heard. 

Musk dumps rocket junk on Aussie's farm
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Tuesday, 02 August 2022 12:18

Musk dumps rocket junk on Aussie's farm


But it doesn't matter he is poorer than Musk

Elon [look at me] Musk's love of his fellow humans has resulted in him dumping a three-metre long piece of junk from a SpaceX rocket on some Aussie bloke's field.

Musk bonked Brin’s missus
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Monday, 25 July 2022 10:28

Musk bonked Brin’s missus


Which was why they fell out

Tesla CEO Elon [look at me] Musk was the cause of the break-up between Sergey Brin and Nicole Shanahan.

Musk forced to Twitter trial early
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Wednesday, 20 July 2022 10:11

Musk forced to Twitter trial early


Might still be forced to buy the company or lose a billion dollars 

It does not appear that Elon [look at me] Musk's plan to avoid getting into trouble over his sudden change of heart over buying Twitter is going to plan.

Musk desperate to get out of Twitter deal
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Could lose a billion

Poor little rich boy Elon [look at me] Musk is desperate to get out of his Twitter acquisition pledge and appears to be spinning a yarn about Twitter's figures on spam accounts as the reason.