Something 2000 years of Christianity could not manage

After more than 2000 years Jesus has finally made a second coming thanks to AI.

So this is what they meant by the second coming

While waiting for the second coming of Jesus is a bit like waiting for Godot, it appears that an AI version is already amongst us.

Wrong religion beardie

A bloke who is known as the “Philly Jesus” was arrested for disorderly conduct after refusing to leave an Apple Store in Philadelphia.

And a plague of malware shall come down from on high

Christian orientated mobile apps, particularly those designed to help you work out how one god can be three, or how premarital sex is so bad when it is not mentioned in the bible are more likely to infect believers phones with spyware.