
Microsoft incorporates Dischord chat for Xbox
Saves $10 billion trying to buy the platform
After failing to acquire the popular chat platform Discord for $10 billion, Microsoft has opted to try integrating Discord's voice-chat capabilities into Xbox consoles.

Musk forced to Twitter trial early
Might still be forced to buy the company or lose a billion dollars
It does not appear that Elon [look at me] Musk's plan to avoid getting into trouble over his sudden change of heart over buying Twitter is going to plan.

Gates donates $20 billion to help pandemic victims
Sir William Gates III
While fellow billionaire Elon Musk is spending shedloads not buying social media companies, Sir William Gates III is donating $20 billion of his personal fortune to sort out the "significant suffering" caused by global setbacks including the COVID-19 pandemic.

Musk desperate to get out of Twitter deal
Could lose a billion
Poor little rich boy Elon [look at me] Musk is desperate to get out of his Twitter acquisition pledge and appears to be spinning a yarn about Twitter's figures on spam accounts as the reason.

Tesla losing billions in China crisis
Musk’s mastery on show
Tesla’s new car factories in Texas and Berlin are "losing billions of dollars" as they struggle to increase production because of a shortage of batteries and China port issues, according to Chief Executive Elon Musk.

Objecting to Musk will get you fired
Not cool after all
While there are many who think Elon Musk is cool and everything he says is worthy of attention, it turns out that he cannot handle people disagreeing with him.

Elon Musk forces Tesla execs back to office
Minimum 40 hours a week
The king of Tesla, Elon Musk, is forcing its executive staff back to the office.

SpaceX paid $250,000 to make Musk sex complaint disappear
You can shut anyone up if you have enough cash
SpaceX reportedly paid a flight attendant $250,000 to ensure she didn’t speak out or sue the company after she claimed Elon Musk allegedly exposed himself and propositioned her for sex.

Rivals benefit as Twitter users flee Musk
Twitter locks down source code to protect it from angry staff
Twitter is seeing a revolt from staff and customers angry that it is preparing to sell its soul to poor little rich-kid Elon [look at me] Musk.

Has Musk bought a lemon?
Will he get away with buying Twitter
Poor little rich kid Elon [look at me] Musk is poised to become the next owner of Twitter, having pledged roughly $44 billion to buy the social platform and take it private.