Smartwatch bubble bursts
Published in IoT
Thursday, 13 March 2025 11:28

Smartwatch bubble bursts


Calling time on another Apple product

It seems the smartwatch bubble has burst, with global sales taking a tumble for the first time—largely thanks to the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple dropping the ball.

Intel in hot water in Ohio
Published in News
Tuesday, 11 March 2025 10:14

Intel in hot water in Ohio


Customers walking away, local government cross

Troubled Chipzilla is having a proper mare as Ohio starts sharpening its claws over broken promises, and it looks like a couple of major customers are about to take their business elsewhere.

Samsung ditches its own memory in Galaxy S25
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 21 February 2025 09:59

Samsung ditches its own memory in Galaxy S25


Gone to Micron

Samsung has stunned the tech world by abandoning its own DRAM and storage chips in the Galaxy S25 series, instead opting for components from US rival Micron.

Samsung cleans Apple's clock
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 11 February 2025 08:58

Samsung cleans Apple's clock


Flogs 730 Million more smartphones in a decade

While the Tame Apple Press might tell you otherwise, the ruler of the smartphone market is Samsung shipping an impressive 3.1 billion devices over the past ten years—730 million more than the fruity cargo cult Apple.

Wall Street uninterested in Qualcomm and Arm's brilliant results
Published in News


Great results can’t please anyone

The reaction to Qualcomm and Arm’s stonking results is more proof that Wall Street's cocaine nose jobs don't really know anything.

Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra is the new flagship
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 23 January 2025 11:46

Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra is the new flagship


New design, thinner, lighter, and with Qualcomm's Snapdragon 8 Elite

At its Galaxy Unpacked January 2025 event, Samsung unveiled its full Galaxy S25 series lineup, including the all-new flagship Galaxy S25 Ultra smartphone. With a slight redesign, the new Ultra is thinner and lighter, gets a new Snapdragon 8 Elite SoC, and an upgraded camera system.

Samsung officially announces Galaxy S25 and Galaxy S25+ smartphones
Published in Mobiles


Thinner, lighter, and with Snapdragon 8 Elite and 12GB of RAM

At its Galaxy Unpacked January 2025 event, Samsung unveiled its full Galaxy S25 series lineup, including the Galaxy S25 and the Galaxy S25+ smartphones, which are now thinner, lighter, and will be getting the custom Snapdragon 8 Elite SoC in all markets.

Samsung is rumoured to be reducing Qualcomm dependence
Published in Mobiles


Apparently, there was an intervention

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn claiming that Samsung wants to stop using Qualcomm’s Snapdragon processors for flagship devices.

Record revenue growth predicted for TSMC
Published in News
Friday, 13 December 2024 11:03

Record revenue growth predicted for TSMC


AI and crypto demand surge

The divination division of analyst outfit IDC has been reading some entrails and reached the conclusion that TSMC will achieve a record 25 per cent revenue growth next year.

Former Intel CEO defends 18A process
Published in News
Monday, 09 December 2024 11:43

Former Intel CEO defends 18A process


Pat Gelsinger speaks out on yield rate rumours

Intel's now "retired" CEO Pat [kicking] Gelsinger took time out from his busy schedule gardening, making homemade jam and other retirement activities, to defend Intel Foundry's 18A yield rate claims.