Apple stands up to MAGA
Will not get rid of its diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) programmes
Apple shareholders have defied the growing backlash against diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) programmes, rejecting a “conservative think tank” proposal that the fruity cargo cult should take a step to the right.
Apple plans to invest $500 billion in the United States
Only while Trump is in charge
Fruity cargo cult Apple has announced a $500 billion plan to keep US president Donald [hamburger eating surrender monkey] Trump sweet while he is office.
Apple cries foul as UK regulator threatens mobile browser monopoly
Harms innovation excuse
Fruity cargo cult Apple is again playing the victim, claiming that the UK’s competition regulator’s proposed remedies for the mobile browser market could stifle its "innovation."
iPhone 16e a loud-sounding yawn
Old design new modem
The fruity cargo cult Apple has officially announced the iPhone 16e, a so-called budget version of its flagship iPhone 16. Under the bonnet, it has barely anything new besides the company’s over-hyped C1 modem.
Apple’s Siri overhaul delayed due to poor engineering
Can’t get the wood
The fruity cargo cult Apple’s overhyped Siri revamp has ground to a halt because of serious technical difficulties, raising doubts about the company’s ability to deliver on its grand promises.
Apple faces German antitrust charges over app tracking tool
Expect daily fines if it does not pull its socks up
Germany’s antitrust authority has charged the fruity cargo cult Apple with abusing its market dominance through its app tracking tool, which could result in daily fines if the company does not amend its practices.
Poor security on Apple banking apps is getting fanboys killed
Three people convicted
Three people have been convicted for being part of a conspiracy to rob and drug people outside of LGBTQ+ nightclubs in Manhattan's Hell's Kitchen neighbourhood, which led to the deaths of two of their victims.
Samsung cleans Apple's clock
Flogs 730 Million more smartphones in a decade
While the Tame Apple Press might tell you otherwise, the ruler of the smartphone market is Samsung shipping an impressive 3.1 billion devices over the past ten years—730 million more than the fruity cargo cult Apple.
DeepSeek's AI will be banned in the USA
Judges Jefferies says it will all be illegal
The AI app that stormed to the top of the download charts on Apple’s App Store and Google Play, and rocked Nvidia's share value, is now staring down the barrel of a US consumer ban, top analysts at US investment bank Jefferies have warned.
Apple begins mass production of M5 chip
Tame Apple Press holds its breath
Fruity Cargo cult Apple has begun mass-producing its M5 chip for its Mac series and iPad.
