A9 chip production starts
Delayed by Apple
Samsung and TSMC have started production of the chip which is supposed to be under the bonnet of the iPhone 6s.
Apple takes 92 per cent of smartphone profits
But only has 20 percent of sales
You might love your android phone as much as you want but the numbers seems to be working better for Apple.
Apple fanboys discover new way to escape the genepool
Let's make our phone look like a handgun
While a big chunk of Americans don't believe Darwin's theories, it seems that Apple fanboys are doing their best to remove themselves from the genepool.
Apple exterminates Greek users
You can't afford us any more, see ya
While Greece is worried about having to give all their cash to the Germans, at least they will not have to worry about its citizens wasting their money on Apple's latest musical gimmick.
Apple designing another bendy phone
This time on purpose
While Apple was rightly mocked for releasing a phone which could bend easier than a Romanian gymnast it seems that the Knight of the Rounded Rectangle Sir Johnny Ives thinks it was a pretty super cool idea.
Apple's next iPhone will be thicker
Just like its users
Taiwan's top Apple analyst has released a prediction that the next iPhones will be thicker than the last—0.2 mm thicker.
Most iPhone users would risk death to save their phone
Perspective they have heard of it
The standards of the world have slipped to such a state that most Apple fanboys would actually risk death to protect the shiny toys.
HTC scores own goal
Gold always believe in your soul
The Tame Apple Press is mocking a PR own goal commented by HTC during the launch of its football themed gold smartphone.
Text an iPhone to death
Security was not expecting an SMS
Jobs' Mob security hit another low point this week after it was revealed that it forgot that hackers can use SMS to take down a phone.
Apple TV service delay
Jobs Mob can't get broadcasters
Fruity cargo cult Apple's attempt to enter the set-top market is fast going the way of Intel's failed attempt.