Expect delays, shortages, and hype

The iPhone 8 is supposed to be released on September 12, but according to the Wall Street Journal there are signs that all is not well behind the reality distortion field.

That's a nice little search engine we would hate for it to be broken

Google is shelling out billions of dollars in protection to the fruity tax-dodging cult Apple so that it can stay the default search engine on iPhones and iPads.

Expenses probably because of new iPhone costs 

The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street are furious that Apple’s number one chum Foxconn fell short of its estimates by a huge 25 percent.

A $1,000 is pretty close  after all

While the Tame Apple Press is doing its best to flog the iPhone 8 before it hits the shops, it might find that the price might be a snag.

A Ferrari running on a Windows XP machine – it explains so much

A Foxconn employee has snapped new images of the iPhone 8's internals and posted them to the Chinese social networking site Weibo.

That is only about a dozen phones

Five extremely stupid Romanians carried out a daring raid from a moving truck to steal $590,000 worth of iPhones.

Jobs’ Mob in shock after someone turns down an offer they could not refuse.

The fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple is in shock after one of its suppliers walked away from its custom.

Persecuting the Apple cult in the traditional Roman way

The country which gave the world pizza, pasta and European civilisation is mulling over saving the nation from the fruity cargo cult by banning the iPhone.

He hated being outsmugged by Microsoft so he stole its tablet 

The messiah of the fruity cargo-cult, Steve Jobs, apparently was only interested in hacking off a single Microsoft executive when he stole the idea for the tablet and the smartphone.

But his designers said it was a bad idea

Steve Jobs wanted the iPhone to be more like Android and have a back button in addition to a home button, however the designers overruled him.