China's army of tech engineers saving the country
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US’s army of CEOs is not that useful

China’s army of engineers may be poised to give the US a costly wedgie in the tech arena.

Samsung CEO logs out
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Empire passes to Jun Young-hyun

Samsung’s co-CEO Han Jong-hee has died after suffering a heart attack, leaving the company’s struggling tech empire to Jun Young-hyun, who was only recently handed the reins of the semiconductor industry last week.

SAP is Europe's most valuable company
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Management software triumphs over slimming injections and insulin

The maker of expensive management software, whose functionality is largely unknown, SAP, is officially Europe’s most valuable company.

Trump’s war group chat accidentally included a journalist
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No one noticed

Jeffrey Goldberg, editor-in-chief of The Atlantic, found himself added to a Signal group chat where Donald [Hamburger-Eating Surrender Monkey] Trump’s defence team planned to hammer the Houthi.

Oracle buys 30,000 AMD AI chips
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Suddenly has an open relationship with Nvidia   

Oracle has announced it's buying 30,000 of AMD’s new Instinct MI355X AI accelerators.