A billion dollars saved in Apple Card in four days
Always ready to give money to their favourite Big Tech company, Apple fanboys rushed to deposit their savings into an Apple bank account.
Shocking very late news
Microsoft is working on new ARM chips with partners and its in-house “Microsoft Silicon team” and the Tame Apple Press claims that the software king of the world is doing it to rival its favourite company.
Apple’s headset is going to be an expensive turkey
Batteries and wires – it is going to be worse than even we suspected
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn claiming that $3000 Apple’s new VR glasses will be even more useless than hardened cynics like us could imagine.
Apple AR/VR headset will have an external battery
Streamlined, they have heard of it
In a move which will surprise many who are impressed by Apple's design chops, news has emerged that its coming VR headset will need an external battery pack which is the size of an iPhone. If you want to use it for longer than two hours you will have to plug it in -- defeating the product's portable purpose.
Be afraid if Apple starts getting friendly
It means it is about to steal your tech and shut you down
The Wall Street Journal has run a story warning about the dangers of Apple being friendly to your company.
Firms back-track on Metaverse plans
Died before it even got off the ground
Retail companies and brands are walking away from their much-hyped Metaverse plans before they even started.
Samsung does better than Apple in smartphones
Tame Apple Press sulks
In the fourth quarter of 2022 the Tame Apple Press was overjoyed when Apple replaced Samsung as the top seller of smartphones, now it turns out that quarter was an aboration and the South Koreans are back on top again.
Apple surrenders to the Germans
Agrees to allow apps to be hosted outside its official store
Fruity cargo cult Apple has finally bent to European pressure and will allow iPhone users to download apps hosted outside of its official App Store.
General Motors dumps Apple Carplay
Tame Apple press goes into meltdown
The Tame Apple Press has been calling on its readers to boycott General Motors cars after the outfit dumped Apple Play or Android Auto as its in-car entertainment system.
Apple PCs spurned as if they were a rabid dog
Tanking shipments fall by 40.5 per cent
Fruity cargo cult Apple saw its PC sales fall faster than a team of free-fall parachuting elephants who have forgotten to pack the key component of their act.