Bubble bursts

The Cocaine Nose Jobs of Wall Street are furious after AMD’s results were not as wonderful as they expected.

Qualcomm results surprise Wall Street

Qualcomm has reported fiscal second-quarter earnings that exceeded the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street's expectations, accompanied by a robust forecast for the upcoming quarter.

Gelsinger’s plan is not making money fast enough

Intel’s stock dropped approximately nine per cent within an hour after its first-quarter results and guidance was released on 25 April, following the close of regular trading on Thursday.

GPU company's results are on fire

Nvidia says it's on fire with its AI chips and expects even more growth.

To last through March 2027 is a big day for QTL

Qualcomm has announced its Q1 fiscal 2024 results and is back to growth. The restructuring is working out, as the company announced $9.92 billion in revenues and $2.77 billion in net income, exceeding the high end of the company's guidance. A significant announcement of a great quarter result is that Apple will use Qualcomm's 5G licensing at least until the end of Q1 2027.

Worst results in its history 

Intel has seen the worst results in its history and lost money as its margins collapsed.

Lowers the prior outlook by $1.1b

AMD has released its preliminary financial results for the third quarter of 2022 and things are not looking good as it has lowered its quarterly revenue outlook down to $5.6 billion, around $1.1 billion below expectations.

Worse than even Wall Street predicted 

Intel reported that its second-quarter revenues and profits were below what the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street predicted.

Record quarter with $5.9B of revenue

AMD has released its Q1 2022 financial results, reporting record revenue of $5.9 billion, gross margin of 48 percent, net income of $786 million with EPS of $0.56.

Surprised Wall Street

The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street were stunned when AMD forecast 2022 revenue above expectations.