Apple being grilled by Judge over contempt issues
Published in News


Who would have thunk that ignoring a Judge would be contempt?

Judge Yvonne Gonzalez Rogers appears to be gunning for the bigwigs at the fruity cargo cult Apple for ignoring her order on iPhone app payments.

Apple’s marketing angers users
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 09 May 2024 11:48

Apple’s marketing angers users


Crush real crafts and culture to make way for Apple 


The fruity cargo cult Apple’s marketing team has managed to really anger its target audience of creative people who know nothing about technology.

Chipzilla's Lunar Lake shows built-in graphics getting better
Published in Graphics


Discrete graphics might become even more discrete

New leaks into the graphics power of Chipzilla’s Xe2 Battlemage architecture on Lunar Lake indicate that onboard GPUs are about to get a whole lot beefier, ready to smash out some serious frame rates.

Amazon makes Prime even less usable
Published in News
Thursday, 09 May 2024 11:05

Amazon makes Prime even less usable


Even more adverts

Idiots at Amazon Prime have worked out a way to make the streaming service even less usable by inserting more adverts.

Dell cracks the whip on new back-to-office rules
Published in News


Monitoring staff closer than that nice Mr Mielke

Dell's cracking down on its crew to ensure they're complying with the new back-to-office rules by rolling out some “Dell on Earth” tracking tricks.

Samsung almost ready with 3nm smartphone chip.
Published in Mobiles


The watch comes first

Two years after Samsung launched mass production with its 3nm technology, they're finally gearing up to release 3nm Exynos chips for Android phones.

Neuralink founder explains why he fled the company
Published in News


Wants to create something less dangerous and invasive than Russia

Benjamin Rapoport, one of the actual brains behind Elon [look at me] Musk's Neuralink,has decided to flee from the brain-computer interface firm, and he's been spilling the beans about why.

PC sales start to increase
Published in News
Wednesday, 08 May 2024 11:47

PC sales start to increase


Server sales are still down

Number crunchers at Jon Peddie Research (JPR) are reporting that the client PC CPU market has hit 62 million units in the first quarter of 2024, which is a 33 per cent jump from last year.

Telefonica Germany moves 5G customers to AWS
Published in Network


A bit of network lebensraum

Telefonica Germany is set to shift a million of its 5G customers to Amazon Web Services (AWS) cloud later this month, the company chiefs have told Reuters. The American online shop is making a gutsy play to muscle into the global telecoms scene.

Tame Apple Press too moist over Apple’s latest chip
Published in News


Desperate to believe anything

The Tame Apple Press is getting rather too excited about Jobs’ Mob’s latest M4 processor, which has been put under the bonnet of its new iPad Pro refresh.