Xiaomi boss Lei Jun stunned by Jobs' Mob's car U-turn
Why couldn't they get it to start?
Self-professed Apple fanboy and Xiaomi boss Lei Jun is stunned after the fruity cargo cult pulled out of the car market.
Apple's car project goes up in smoke
Wasted ten years and millions of quid
Apple has finally given up on its electric car project after ten years of faffing about, changing direction and leadership, and ultimately creating only stories in the Tame Apple Press.
Apple faces probe for killing iPhone web apps in EU
The price for being petulant
Apple could be in hot water over its decision to scrap iPhone web apps in the European Union, the Financial Times reports.
Microsoft tried to flog Bing to Apple but got snubbed
It probably wished it had bought it now
Microsoft offered to sell its Bing search engine to Apple in 2018, Google claimed in a court paper this month.
Apple’s expensive Vision Pro is cracking up
Jobs’ mob rubs paws at prospect of making money repairing it
Apple Vision Pro owners are posting identical reports of a crack appearing on the front glass of their overpriced headsets.
Jobs' Mob robbing meditation gurus
Nevermind Nervana, give us 30 per cent of your rice bowl
Fruity cargo cult Apple has been bullying the maker of a meditation app and demanding that a third of the donations given to its teachers be handed over to keep the company wealthy.
Apple tells fanboys not to serve iPhones in rice
iPhone sushi is not an approved technology solution
Fruity cargo cult Apple has been forced to tell its rather stupid fanboys that sticking their expensive iPhones in a bed of rice will not be good for their health.
Apple moves Vision Pro team to sort out foldable flop
Failure meets vapourware in custard's last stand
Fruity cargo cult Apple is so proud of its Vision Pro team, which made an expensive product which is being returned, it has shifted them to sorting out its foldable phone flop mess.
Zuck slams Apple's pricey face gadget
The emperor has no clothes
Apple's Vision Pro is getting a lot of stick now that it can be stuck to faces and now Meta boss Mark Zuckerberg has joined in.
Apple in hot water
Beeper Mini fiasco bubbles up again
Republican Commissioner Brendan Carr is demanding the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) probe into Apple’s swift shutdown of Beeper Mini, the cheeky app that dared to bring iMessage to Android.