Apple nearly ready to invent AI
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Just does not know what to do with it

The Tame Apple Press, which has been facing an existential crisis because Jobs Mob failed to see the rise of AI, is claiming that it has invented it, but has not told anyone.

Germans are upset that ChatGPT-3.5 lacks a sense of humour
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So it must be bad

Two German boffins, Sophie Jentzsch and Kristian Kersting, released a paper that examines the ability of OpenAI's ChatGPT-3.5 to understand and generate humour.

Outsourced Indian programmers will lose their jobs
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Replaced by AI

Most outsourced programmers in India will see their jobs wiped out in the next year or two, Stability AI CEO Emad Mostaque said.

Brits need a mindset change if they want to be AI leaders
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Given it thought Brexit was a good idea... 

DeepMind co-founder Mustafa Suleyman says that for the UK to become an AI superpower, it needs to change a bit of its thinking.

Gates says AI risks manageable
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It is not as grim as all that 

Software King of the World Sir William Gates III said that life under our AI overlords will not be as bad as all that.