Apple nearly ready to invent AI
Just does not know what to do with it
The Tame Apple Press, which has been facing an existential crisis because Jobs Mob failed to see the rise of AI, is claiming that it has invented it, but has not told anyone.
So it must be bad
Two German boffins, Sophie Jentzsch and Kristian Kersting, released a paper that examines the ability of OpenAI's ChatGPT-3.5 to understand and generate humour.
Outsourced Indian programmers will lose their jobs
Replaced by AI
Most outsourced programmers in India will see their jobs wiped out in the next year or two, Stability AI CEO Emad Mostaque said.
Given it thought Brexit was a good idea...
DeepMind co-founder Mustafa Suleyman says that for the UK to become an AI superpower, it needs to change a bit of its thinking.
Gates says AI risks manageable
It is not as grim as all that
Software King of the World Sir William Gates III said that life under our AI overlords will not be as bad as all that.