If you don't pay for anything you get flooded with Apple made adverts

Software developer Steve Streza has been looking under the bonnet of iOS and has been a bit shocked to discover that, despite paying a fortune for Apple gear he is being flooded with adverts which come from Jobs' Mob.

We will not make as much money as we thought

Apple has warned that it will not meet the revenue guidance for the March quarter due to the coronavirus.

Worms are turning

The Tame Apple Press is shocked, yea shocked, that YouTube TV has pulled its app from the Apple Store because Jobs' Mob was demanding too much cash for the service.

We will search your bags and you will pay for it

Fruity cargo cult Apple’s paranoid controlling antics over its staff appeared to have cost it in court.

It is thinner and cheaper too

The Tame Apple Press is in a quandary as Samsung's Galaxy S book totally cleans the clock of Apple's Air.

Epic Games boss calls for industry action 

Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney opened a game event in Las Vegas by blasting the monopolistic practices of Google and Apple.

Helping the police with their inquiries after all

While the fruity cargo cult Apple has been famous for saying that it does not want to get into monitoring people’s gear, it has been helping coppers with their inquires quite a bit.

Makes me want to go back to PCs

Apple fanboy and famous writer/director Taika Waititi took time off from his busy schedule of Oscar acceptance speeches to slam his favourite computer maker for its rubbish keyboards.

Woz said Jobs was fixated on fame

Apple co-founder and dancing queen Steve Wozniak has said that Apple’s success made Steve Jobs humourless and fame orientated.

Contracts invite trouble

An Apple contract states independent repair shops must agree to audits and inspections, even if they leave the programme.