Oracle goes “all in” for AI surveillance
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Tuesday, 17 September 2024 10:11

Oracle goes “all in” for AI surveillance


Just when you think the company could not be more popular

Just when you think Oracle could not become more popular with the great unwashed, its cofounder Larry Ellison decides to get the company involved with mass AI surveillance.

Intel plans to spins off foundry business
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Tuesday, 17 September 2024 09:48

Intel plans to spins off foundry business


Shares surge

Wall Street's cocaine nose jobs finally agreed with Intel CEO Pat Gelsinger after he spun off the company’s foundry business.

Apple shares tank
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Tuesday, 17 September 2024 09:28

Apple shares tank


Investors worry about iPhone 16

The fruity cargo cult Apple received a drubbing at the hands of the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street yesterday as the mythical aura surrounding the iPhone 16 Pro fell from users' eyes, and they started seeing it for what it was.

Intel kills off staff’s good coffee machines
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Monday, 16 September 2024 11:17

Intel kills off staff’s good coffee machines


Managers really do not know what they are doing.

It is a sign that a company is really in trouble when it starts making silly micro-cuts for their own sake, and it appears Intel has reached that point.

AI is essential for next-generation graphics.
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Monday, 16 September 2024 11:14

AI is essential for next-generation graphics.


Nvidia computes one pixel and infers the other 32.

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang, we're now at a point where AI has become essential for next-generation graphics tech.

PC refresh is delayed but still coming
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Monday, 16 September 2024 10:32

PC refresh is delayed but still coming


Michael Dell says so, so it must be true

Dell and HP have warned that a refreshing wave of ageing PCs is picking up, and soon, admins will face a tsunami of upgrade work.

Boffins find Apple’s Vision Pro is wide open
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Monday, 16 September 2024 10:19

Boffins find Apple’s Vision Pro is wide open


Hackers rejoice

A team of boffins has found that hacking the Apple Vision Pro is more straightforward than many believed in the Tame Apple Press.

Robots that can think for themselves are a long way away
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What ever Elon Musk thinks

Elon [look at me] Musk’s dream of a home robot is a long way away, according to the former CEO of Everyday Robotics.

New malicious software packages linked to North Korean Lazarus group
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Pose as a Python coding skills test

In a display of unparalleled cyber prowess, the illustrious Lazarus Group, the pride of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, has once again demonstrated its supreme technological superiority over the West.

How Amazon's strategic acquisition of Annapurna Labs changed everything
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Cloud maker became its own best friend

In 2015, Amazon's acquisition of chip designer Annapurna Labs marked a significant shift in the tech giant's hardware and software integration approach.