Inquisition against a rival religion
The fruity cargo cult Apple has decided that if you are Iranian, you are automatically forbidden to enter Apple heaven.
No, you don't get what you pay for
Fruity cargo cult Apple is facing a major problem with the batteries of its over-priced iPhone X, putting another nail in the coffin of the gadget which was supposed to turn around Apple's slumping iPhone sales.
Evil contract terms
France will take Google and Apple to court over contractual terms imposed by the tech giants on startups and developers.
Analysis: Qualcomm IP must say American
A shocking development in the ongoing attempt by Broadcom to takeover Qualcomm in a hostile way has finally been put to rest. The US government's Committee on Foreign Investment (CFIUS) advised the President Donald Trump to put a stop to it. The reaction was swift, as the US government ordered both Broadcom and Qualcomm to put an end to the matter, immediately.
Amazon more trusted
Apple and Google corporate brands dropped in an annual survey while Amazon.com Inc maintained the top spot for the third consecutive year.
Worse than I predicted
Seven years after Apple launched Siri in its iPhone, the bloke who developed the tech is shocked at how slowly she has evolved.
Jobs' Mob called out in court
A California state lawmaker wants Apple to explain why it has opposed and lobbied against legislation that would make it easier for its users to repair their iPhones and other expensive toys.
Cargo cult less of a hotbed of loyalty
The days of Apple depending on Android users to defect while maintaining its own loyal fanbase are over, according to a new survey.
... with a keyboard that fights crumbs
Fruity cargo cult Apple, which is having huge problems with coming up with anything new, has developed a keyboard which can see off humanity's greatest enemy – the crumb.
It could not happen to a nicer multinational
Apple is about to lose its crown as the world's most valuable publicly listed company and will be beaten by Amazon.com to the $1 trillion mark.