Japanese outfit claimed Apple nicked its good name
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Begun the “animoji” wars have

A Japanese software company claimed that the fruity cargo cult Apple nicked its trademarked term "animoji" for one of the few new features of the iPhone X.

Mac Mini is not dead
Published in Notebooks
Monday, 23 October 2017 11:35

Mac Mini is not dead


It is just resting

Beleaguered Apple CEO Tim Cook, who is watching his cash cow iPhone die of mad cows’ disease, has rushed to reassure fanboys that the Mac Mini is also not dead.

Apple slashes iPhone 8 orders
Published in News
Friday, 20 October 2017 12:58

Apple slashes iPhone 8 orders


No one is buying Apple's turkey

Apple shares took a tumble after the outfit slashed orders for its iPhone 8 because of poor sales.

Key Apple supplier has not paid promised bonuses
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Furious workers picket

Hundreds of workers blocked the entrance to an Apple iPhone supplier's factory in eastern China to protest against unpaid bonuses and factory reassignments.

TSMC sees profits down
Published in Processors
Thursday, 19 October 2017 11:44

TSMC sees profits down


Supply-chain inventory constraints

TSMC claimed that supply-chain inventory constraints hurt its net profit in the third quarter, although not as badly as many analysts had predicted.

Apple fanboys spurn iPhone 8
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 17 October 2017 11:53

Apple fanboys spurn iPhone 8


The iPhone 7 is just as good

The fruity cargo cult Apple is facing its first serious religious schism as fanboys reject the religion’s central premise that you must upgrade your expensive phone every year.

Apple ordered to pay VirnetX $439.7 million
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Tuesday, 17 October 2017 11:43

Apple ordered to pay VirnetX $439.7 million


Nicked four patents then hacked off the judge

Fruity cargo cult Apple has been ordered to pay $439.7 million for nicking the tech in four patents in FaceTime and other iOS apps.

Google discovers it can’t really do an Apple
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Overcharging  just hacks its users off

Google thought that it might get away with copying Apple by charging a ridiculous price for a USB dongle, only to discover that its users were not that stupid.

Apple boss says coding more important than English as a second language
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Tim Cook says that if he was a French lad he would learn to code before English

Apple supreme dalek Tim Cook said that it is more important that people know how to code language than learn a second language.

North Korean hackers score victory over the South
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Nicked some important military plans

They might be armed with ancient PCs and their boss is using an Apple Mac, but North Korean hackers still managed to steal some important military plans from the South.