Apple TV coming out
Published in News


Same as the old one but thinner

Apple will apparently launch its new Apple TV in September. 

Apple Play-Doh scammers
Published in Mobiles


Fan boys would not notice

Three teens were arrested in Detroit area after trying to flog the owner of a MetroPCS store iPhones that were bricked. 

Kids wonder why their parents bought iPods
Published in Mobiles


We wonder why they buy iPhones

It seems that Apple's reality distortion field on products does not last very long. 

Apple furious at Steve Jobs flick
Published in News


Religious fury

Apple is furious that a documentary of Steve Jobs shows his face and fails to give him the respect which should be accorded to a god. 

Apple plans to make BMW i3 its car
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It is dull, ugly, pointless and German let's make it even more expensive

The Apple rumour mill was all a whirl after word leaked out that Apple is choosing BMW for its first electric smart car.

China ready to overthrow smartphone hierarchy
Published in Mobiles


Huawei closer to Samsung and Apple

The latest IDC Worldwide Quarterly Mobile Phone Tracker indicates that there maybe problems ahead for Apple and Samsung. 

Analyst dubs Apple a scaredy cat
Published in Wearables


Too frightened to reveal iWatch failure

A German analyst has dismissed Apple's claims that it does not want to reveal its iWatch figures because it would give the competition an advantage.

Apple wants India to make up for China
Published in Mobiles


Looking to recruit slum dog millionaires

Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is looking to replace what is predicted to become a shrinking market in China by adopting a missionary position for its cargo cult in India.

Apple inserts bug into OSX
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Allows designer malware

The software genii at Apple have redesigned their OSX software to allow malware makers to make designer micro-software that can infect Macs with rootkits.

Apple has 75 percent of smartwatch market
Published in Wearables


That is how miserable the market is

Despite the poor figures Apple Watch is the best player in the awful wearables market.