India tells Apple to go away
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As one market shuts, another market closes

Apple's bid to replace its Chinese market with India has received a swift kick in the nadgers from the Indian government.

“Jesus” thrown out of Apple Store and arrested
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Wrong religion beardie

A bloke who is known as the “Philly Jesus” was arrested for disorderly conduct after refusing to leave an Apple Store in Philadelphia.

Apple really is not changing iPhone
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Looks like even cordless headphones have been abandoned

One of the few “innovations” that Apple was supposed to stick under the bonnet of its iPhone 7 was a move to wi-fi headphones which would allow the phone to get thinner.

Weasel or marten shuts down the Large Hadron Collider
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Either that or a time traveller from the future, trying to stop it

A weasel is believed to have bought the Large Hadron Collider to its knees and delayed the project’s attempt at opening a vortex in time and space and bringing an end to the world as we know it.

Tablet sales dead
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29 April 2016

Tablet sales dead


The death of the "game changer"

There more evidence that tablets were never the game-changer that Steve Jobs tried to peddle them as, and were just the keyboardless netbooks we said they were. 

Icahn  dumps Apple
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29 April 2016

Icahn dumps Apple


China could really mess the company up

Billionaire activist investor and Apple cheerleader Carl Icahn has dumped his entire stake in Apple because he thinks the writing is on the wall for the tech company.

Smartphone sales flat
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Unless you are Samsung or Chinese

The smartphone industry is flatter than a flatfish which has been sat on by an elephant having a nice bath in an African watering hole.

Samsung scores memory contract from Apple
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All thanks to new EMI shielding

After five years, it seems that Apple is back to loving Samsung's NAND flash memory again.

Apple grinding to a halt
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Bottom end hit by lack of ideas

Apple has begun its slow death march to oblivion as it is unable to come up with the new products which gave it its innovative image – yesterday Apple posted its first-ever decline in iPhone sales and its first revenue drop in 13 years.

PCs superior to Macs at content creation
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Another myth shattered

It has been a long held myth in the media industry that an expensive Mac was superior to a PC at handling content and images. However a test of the two has discovered that a PC cleans Apple’s clock.