Apple shares plummet as China snubs iPhones
Tame Apple Press goes into a full spin
The Tame Apple Press is enthusiastically writing stories about Apple’s non-existent AI capabilities, which will eclipse Microsoft, Google and Nvidia after the outfit's shares plunge to their lowest level this year as Chinese customers ditch their iPhones for cheaper rivals.
Apple has an Epic retreat
Turns out the EU was serious
Fruity cargo-cult Apple has had second thoughts about banning Epic Games developer account for the “crime” of interpreting the new Digital Markets Act (DMA) in a way that made Jobs’ Mob look bad.
Google's flashy new office has rubbish Wi-Fi
Networking, they have heard of it
Google, the online giant run by billionaire Larry Page, has a new office building that looks the business, but has a Wi-Fi service that's pants.
Palantir bags £130 million army deal for AI truck
Has anyone seen Wargames?
Palantir, the spy firm run by billionaire Peter Thiel, has landed a £130 million deal to put a hi-tech intelligence system inside a massive truck for the US Army.
Russian spies set up fake news sites to fool Yanks
It looks like the real deal
Russian spooks have launched a cunning plot to brainwash Americans with bogus news websites, experts and officials have revealed.
AMD's AI chatbot released
Uses third party app
AMD has just launched its own local and GPT-based LLM-powered AI chatbot, that works on Ryzen AI processors and Radeon RX 7000 series GPUs.
Outsourcing giant Capita is having a rough time
Massive losses after cyberattack
Outsourcing giant Capita has revealed shocking annual losses of more than €126.5 million, with a big chunk blamed on a cyberattack it suffered last March.
Samsung's Quantum Dot not so hot
OLED appears interchangeable with WOLED
Samsung’s Quantum dot-infused OLED panels promised richer colour compared to LG Display's white OLED panels (WOLED); however, that might not have been the case.
Takes out EU spat on its users
The Fruity cargo cult Apple is punishing its European users because the European Union has demanded that it must be nice to them.
Bans do not appear to be working
Insiders have revealed that Huawei and its partner Semiconductor Manufacturing International cheated to produce an advanced chip in China last year using US technology.